Shaggerino Cappuccino

When you’re extremely tired and you just want to lie on the ground

I ran a marathon today - it was real shaggerino cappuccino

by bzer March 9, 2024

Slug Slagging

Shoving a slug in a sock, freezing it, and fisting someone

Slug Slagging is fisting someone with a frozen slug
I just "Slug Slagged" Livy
I just fisted a girl with a frozen snail i "Slug Slagged" her

by Slugslagger March 19, 2024

Salmon-Slathering

A game where you go into a forest with at least 4 or more friends (each person has to be naked for this to work), having one another rub another person with honey and salmon on each member of the game to see which gets chased by a bear first.

"This spring break we should go Salmon-Slathering in the woods."
"The last time I went Salmon-Slathering was 2 months ago."
" This weekend. Salmon-Slathering. Be there or be square."

by CrazyHamburger79 March 21, 2024