Shortenly

A variant form of certain.

"Do you wanna go to the movie?" Dick asked.

"Shortenly!" Raven exclaimed.

by Raven Bishop November 21, 2009

National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day

On October 22nd you have the right to your shortest friend across the face

Did you hear that tomorrow is National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day!

by Cap'nCrunch69 October 17, 2021

shorted

Kiwi term for shitting yah pants after losing bodily functions from drinking.

Fuck whats that noise? steves just passed out in the corner I think hes shorted too... dirty bastard.

by Andre Owen October 2, 2005

the shortest word

the shortest word is short

What word get shorter when you put 2 letters on the end? Short. The shortest word

by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 25, 2020

german shortz

when you fuck a girl and shit in her shorts while she's in the bathroom

german shortz: that chick pissed me off so i gave her a pair of german shortz

by riley peterson May 26, 2008

Shorted

When a Man walks into a restroom to find that the only urinal available is the short one.

When out at the bar it comes time to take a piss. When you go to the can you find out everyone else had the same idea as you and the short urinal is the only available. You've been Shorted.

by cityofvoltz December 28, 2010

shortey

A small/short noob that generally causes nuisance and freeloads off you.

He is a shortey today for stealing my lunch!

by bulio March 21, 2005