Shontonio

a person, usually of african american decent, who is unexpectedly intelligent. Exceeds in a wide variety of skills which is reflected in the multiple variations of the name.

Girl 1: i met this guy in the bar the other night and omg, he was a player but still...
Girl 2: Oh, sounds like you met a Shontonio.

by Mektah March 11, 2010

shongot

tired

I'm shongot from working today

by glis7 February 14, 2012

Shonks

To have a shonks is to experience a bad time, akin to having a mare, usually due to a self inflicted mistake. Derivative of shonky, when something is crap in nature.

I was so hungover that I had an absolute shonks and missed my flight.

I've had a total shonks and burnt my pizza.

by LucieG March 11, 2019

shonk

Jew
offensive old-fashioned British abbreviation for "shonnicker".
In OED.

shonks have big noses because the air is free

by polruan September 30, 2010

Shondocker

A person who has sex with inanimate objects. Usually when drunk.

"Shondocker!!" -Wu.
"Dawson Wu!!" -Gaz.

by Shondocker November 12, 2004

Shonkees

Shonkees. Yankees. Denizens of the United States of America.

Those Shonkees sure are a bunch of dumb-arses!

by songshu June 25, 2019

Shinkou

/ʃɪnkəʊ/ pronounced (shin-ko-oo)

The most amazing human being on Earth. She is the life-force of all things that are good. She’s kind hearted, loving, breathtakingly beautiful, albeit a little possessive of you but that never gets in the way of how she cares about your well-being. If you ever get the honor of being her person, consider yourself luckier than 7.7 billion other people in the world.

I was gonna off myself when I turn 30. But after I met Shinkou, I feel like I’m the happiest most luckiest person! She’s the best!

by finnkafka28 November 21, 2019