Shonta

A fine, sexy, super hott chic, that is always horny and her pussy stays super wet. She has multiple orgasms and can fuck like not other woman can. She can take it to the back of the throat like a champion and loves anal sex. She is fun to be around, has mad flavor and style, drinks like a man, fucks like a whore, but acts like a lady. Will sleep around if she's dealing with a dead beat, broke dick, or jail bird but is loyal to a real man that knows how to keep her in check and feed her mind with knowledge and spiritual intellect. Without this type of man to give her guidance, Shonta can be wild and out of control.

Fool: Man, this girl fucked me like I've never been fucked before and as a result I gave her all my money!

Fool's Friend: Oh shit! Sounds like you met Shonta. Dude you're fucked. You'll be sprung, broke, in love, and you'll love it. Just ask my friend Anthony.

by The Wolf and LiL Red February 19, 2010

Shomit

To shit and vomit at the same time

After eating Chinese and two Cokes at the Klimax Klub, I had the sudden urge to shomit all over the place.

by Jean-Claude van Damme August 18, 2006

shohit

A man who lets other men tickle his bumhole!

I want all the men in this room to shohit me

by Glenn macville April 3, 2007

for shnitzel my knitzel

translation- of course i will knit with you my friend of the opposite sex who is not my race.

"Do you want to knit with me" says Kendal
"For shnitzel my knitzel" replies Julie.

by Amanda May 13, 2005

shoint

a very shit rolled joint usually rolled by none experienced stoners rolling by hand

thats not a joint thats a fukin shoint

by big pappa fat January 31, 2007

Shontelle

A cute yet crazy ghetto girl. She might seem like she's all bunnies and rainbows but she could whip out her glock at any moment, so stay alert. Shontelle's generally seem pretty normal, but they are fearsome creatures just waiting to attack.

Fred: Hey Jake, did you see that cute Shontelle girl?
Jake: Yeah, David dated her!
Fred: The David who got shot?
Jake: Yep, it was definitely Shontelle who shot him, that crazy tramp.
Fred: I would never date a Shontelle now! Thanks for letting me know Jake!

by Catherine3333 March 1, 2012

shnitfukls

1)a shitty-like mood, a crappy way of life
2)an exclamation when you find out that you have no life
3) oh shit!

holy shnitfukls, i crapped my pants!

by dan January 22, 2004