iron my shoelaces

A slang term for using the restroom.

Excuse me, I must go iron my shoelaces.

by Glen Este November 22, 2016

shotcalla

one who calls da shots-usually a balla too

Ol' boy is a balla/shotcalla!

by SouthsidePrincess October 25, 2003

Yellow Shoelaces

Hanging hemorrhoids that become too elongated and yellowed due to the application of over the counter hemorrhoid creams.

Ignoring the warning of his friends, Michael's continual application of Preperation H caused him to have such painful yellow shoelaces that he was unable to sit down.

by Leo D Feltcher December 15, 2008

Shoelace Drift

When one side of a lace becomes longer due to tying and untying.

These Chucks are suffering from Shoelace Drift! The right side of my lace is like 3 inches longer then the left, Man

by Gilbert Diamond February 21, 2015

showcase

A large dump placed in a public urinal for everyone to see.

"I walked into the toilets at the Drillers game and, in the urinal next to me, someone had left a big fat showcase for every baseball to see."

by Steven O. September 2, 2008

shoemaker

Someone who is bad at whatever they are attempting to do and should be making shoes instead.

Look at that skier, he cant even make is down the hill. What a shoemaker.

by Notshoemaker14 March 21, 2011

shoelace belt

a shoelace belt is worn by a skateboarder because a regular belt hurts when you fall on it (especially the buckle) and gets in the way when your doing aerial tricks.

tying a shoelace around your waist as if it were a belt, hence shoelace belt

by Sk8Status October 30, 2010