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iron my shoelaces

A slang term for using the restroom.
Excuse me, I must go iron my shoelaces.
by Glen Este November 22, 2016
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shotcalla

one who calls da shots-usually a balla too
Ol' boy is a balla/shotcalla!
by SouthsidePrincess October 25, 2003
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Yellow Shoelaces

Hanging hemorrhoids that become too elongated and yellowed due to the application of over the counter hemorrhoid creams.
Ignoring the warning of his friends, Michael's continual application of Preperation H caused him to have such painful yellow shoelaces that he was unable to sit down.
by Leo D Feltcher December 15, 2008
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Shoelace Drift

When one side of a lace becomes longer due to tying and untying.
These Chucks are suffering from Shoelace Drift! The right side of my lace is like 3 inches longer then the left, Man
by Gilbert Diamond February 21, 2015
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showcase

A large dump placed in a public urinal for everyone to see.
"I walked into the toilets at the Drillers game and, in the urinal next to me, someone had left a big fat showcase for every baseball to see."
by Steven O. September 2, 2008
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shoemaker

Someone who is bad at whatever they are attempting to do and should be making shoes instead.
Look at that skier, he cant even make is down the hill. What a shoemaker.
by Notshoemaker14 March 21, 2011
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shoelace belt

a shoelace belt is worn by a skateboarder because a regular belt hurts when you fall on it (especially the buckle) and gets in the way when your doing aerial tricks.
tying a shoelace around your waist as if it were a belt, hence shoelace belt
by Sk8Status October 30, 2010
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