splurdy

To explode inwards.
To have such a great emotional tide that you explode.

*Note* This is not a perverted word you stupid sons a bitches

Guy: I love you sooooo much!!!!
Girl: OMG OMG OMG! I love you too! I'm gonna go splurdy!!!

by Sgt. Slon January 13, 2008

shlurpy

When someone's words begin to slur because they've been drinking.

Someone's getting shlurpy!

by MrDanger83 October 28, 2010

splurdunking

The action of giving a blowjob to a man sitting on the toilet

OMG Jessica and I were splurdunking all night long !!!

by Lolkkkfyi April 22, 2017

shlurp the brodie

Suck ya homies dick.
No homo though

I’m down to shlurp the Brodie real good.

by Holy cunt October 1, 2017

shlurp my shmeat

What Matthew does to my exceedingly large phallus

"wow, the only thing Matthew does is shlurp my shmeat!"

by tekritin February 7, 2018

Shlurm

A group of ugly, uneducated, unemployed females that are boujjee as fuck and are from the ghetto. Jk ther not ugly!

Wow those shlurms are boujee!
Dayumm yano what I’m sayin shmuney?!
Ya they are some smexy mofos!

by Shmoley aka fettys baby mama May 14, 2018

shlud

Shlud is when you are cool and stupid at the same time.

Friend 1:”Yo I’m gonna fail this test.”
Friend 2:”Your girl fine though.”
Friend 3:”Your such a shlud.”

by WackGod October 21, 2019