Shizaster

A complete and utter "shitty" disaster. A disaster that stretches the meaning of the word disaster beyond it being able to describe and event; thing; point in time.

That was a shizaster; she was a complete shizaster presenting her case; he looks like a shizaster (very diverse).

by CaliforniaMatt September 28, 2008

Shwaste

A mixture between being shitfaced and wasted to the point of being blacked out and of no return.

Helen: "What happened last night, I don't remember anything"

Candice: "Uhh you were the shwaste"

Helen: "Ahh that must be why my ass hurts"

by HelCan September 4, 2007

Shwasted

a combination of "shit faced" and "wasted"

He is freaking Shwasted!

by katannamomma August 18, 2008

swasted

the point where you are super wasted

wasted is an understatement i want to be swasted tonight

by shortmts September 11, 2010

shfasted

A combination of shit-faced and wasted; that is to say, extremely drunk.

May or may not lend a more German-sounding twist to the word, as in "Let's get shfasted, ya!"

Also gives the impression that one is already drunk, seeing as how saying the word requires some slurring of syllables. This is the irony of "shfasted."

Kelly: "I can't wait for this party!!!! I'm going to get totally shfasteddddd!!!"

Joe: "I think you already are..."

by m.a.r.i.n.a. July 2, 2008

Schwasted

To be more drunk than the norm for the person being described.

Look at your mom...man, she's schwasted!

You alright? You look pretty schwasted.
Let's get schwastey tonight!

by neogemima April 9, 2009

shwasted

The Jewish version of being wasted aka you are drunk because you were stingy with your alcohol.

Keekee: Damn Trina is shwasted!
Samantha: Yeah because that bitch didn't share her bottle of Alaze.

Keekee: Smh. Damn Jew.

by duhnaynay December 3, 2010