Shittitity

The level of absolute shit in any given statement from a scale of 0-100.

Jim: Wow, I just finally did my homework for once in the entire year.
Chad: Jim, the level of shittitity in that statement you just made is at least a 67 on the scale.

by JeffarryLounder November 11, 2020

Shit on a shitstick

Turn of phrase meaning the same thing as just saying "Shit!", "Crap!" or "That sucks", but with a bit more flair.

Upon arriving somewhere that's already closed: "Well, shit on a shitstick."

by Anony3000 March 5, 2017

Shitastic

Something or someone so amazing, horrifying, or fantasical that is makes one have the feeling of or actually shitting

Driving on the parkway today was shitastic!
Dude, that trick was shitastical!
A:Oh My God I think I shit my pants!
B:Why?
A:I met Robert Pattinson!
B:He's so shitastic!

by hellsrogueangel February 23, 2010

Shittastic

Shitty in a fantastic way.

A Guy: That's shittastic!

by Mr.McNuggets July 1, 2018

Shittitties

An exclamation of disgust or anger at a sporting event or sporting event on TV when a curse word does not express these feelings.

*opposing team scores a Touchdown or goal*
Fan: "SHITTITTIES! Wheres the Defense??"

or
Fan: "SHITTITTIES! Can we not make a goal today??"

by Thedamndawg January 4, 2012

shitfisting

Repeatedly inserting your fist into one's anus while the victim is shitting.

So I walked into the classroom and found a crowd of retards shitfisting eachother laying fecal matter all over the walls.

by funiek March 1, 2014

shitstick

A device created by stiring the holding tank of an outhouse with a long pole, such as a broom handle.

Useful for dirtying white linens hung from a clothesline accross an alley that belong to families of warring neighborhood kids.

Originated in Greek ghetto of turn-of-the-century Dearborn, MI.

Cal smacked the neighbors' clothes with a shitstick!

by remoteinsanity June 15, 2004