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The Shitpost Dilemma

When your shitpost is liked more than the work you actually put effort into.

An artist wakes up and paints, putting an enormous amount of effort and time into it. When it is complete, the artist puts this out to the public (usually via social media) and receives minimal feedback about it. Possibly 5 likes. The artist then creates a shitpost in under five minutes and posts it, receiving grand critical reception and more than 100,000 likes.
Artist: "Man, I spent two years on that piece and nobody cares. Then I draw Garfield getting head from George Bush and that's all I'm known for. "
Friend: "Sounds like you've finally encountered The Shitpost Dilemma."
by Smashed Marx April 19, 2021
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Flaming Spitroast

When two guys are involved in a spitroast, they spread tobasco sauce on their dicks and engage the person (male/female) in the middle via oral & anal.

The person in the middle vomits and shits at the same time as the climax.
"Man, that was one hell of a good flaming spitroast we had last night, Johnny"
And

"Jennifer you took it like a champ and finished like a champ after our flaming spitroast".
by Axxzaa March 13, 2013
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shitfasted

being hella shitfaced or wasted.
also known as DRUNK!
person 1: omg do u remember what u did last night?
person 2: fuck no! i was so shitfasted!
person1: ohhhh....good thing...u were gettin hyphy
by K-Fed fo shizzle May 18, 2007
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shitblasted

An extreme state of intoxcation which can only be reached by ingesting copius amounts of hard liqour for a prolonged period of time.
After drinking an entire bottle of Jameson to himself, Frank became completely shitblasted and proceded to vomit all over the front lawn.
by MeredithBlake29 October 22, 2008
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Kuku and Yaya Shitpost

Kuku and Yaya Shitposts is a American iOS / Android animated series produced to YouTube by Josenna and Mary. The series came upon YouTube shortly after the termination of their Yaya's World YouTube Account in August of 2020. Kuku and Yaya Shitposts revolves two young aging kids named, "Kuku" and "Yaya" who shows off their comedy purposes on each episode of the series. The Shitpost Series may be an animated reality show that portrays how Kuku and Yaya acts when cameras aren't shining. The series are meant for teenagers (above 13) and adults (over 18) entertainment as the episodes are not as child friendly as it seems.
Abby: hey the Kuku and Yaya Shitpost series is out!

Hailey: yeah I know. The series is fucking awesome
by Mary X Josénna August 15, 2021
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Shitpost status

Short cursed yet blessed videos that have been blowing up recently.
Lmao get off your lazy butt I won't explain it for you sucker (shitpost status)
by Greymooo_yt November 30, 2020
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shitposting

shitposting is posting random low quality stuff on the internet
for example: stop shitposting tf2 memes bro
by ur mom any% March 29, 2021
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