A very large bird that shits on people then swoops down and carries them off to there shitnest. Also the best ball-hockey team in the world,located in Springfield,MO.
by the greenbastard July 17, 2010
Get the Shithawk mug.ok just stop doing what u are doing and give this gut a blow-job. people call him a d-bag, not because they don't like him, simply because he is that good at cleaning out pussy. if you ever meat him you should let him have sex with your mother just to get it out of the way. a funeral is held for each of his his sperm that die trying to impregnate whatever 8 women he has seduced at the time.
random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*
random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*
by snoil master 1000 November 6, 2012
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When something is so messed up or when someone is so messed up you don't know how to explain them or it thats when you use this word.
john:dude i just lost my house my job my kids and wife where killed and i only have 5 months left to live.
kenny:Man thats shitapottomus.
Michael: your gamma is just so mean i don't know what to call here.
Heaven: yeah i know she's such a shitapottomus
kenny:Man thats shitapottomus.
Michael: your gamma is just so mean i don't know what to call here.
Heaven: yeah i know she's such a shitapottomus
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