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Professional shitposter

A social media account which posts pictures or memes with no context or meaning
I've got 200 followers, I guess I'm a professional shitposter now, just like @nuggetofdoom who is the creator of the term professional shitposter and you should definitely follow them.
by Follow@nuggetofdoom June 29, 2019
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shitwater

A word used to describe being in a bad situation, a synonym to being up shit creek
Katie calls up Sophie at 2 o'clock in the morning to tell her that she just discovered rum mixes with red bull. Sophie replies, "You'd be in shitwater if you woke me up for rum."
by Vandiver August 21, 2005
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shiteater

one who eats, behaves like, or ingests shit. usually used as an insult or compilment LOL
"You fucking shiteater!"
by wtflolbbqrotfl June 3, 2008
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shitastrophe

When a shitshow turns into a catastrophe; something gone awry, very awry.
I got so drunk last night that I passed out on the street and woke up with the paramedics trying to revive me because they thought I was dead. It was a total shitastrophe.
by chewbeca August 8, 2009
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shiteater57

Hey have you heard of shiteater57?
No, I haven’t

Well you should follow them on titok
by poprockz March 26, 2021
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Shitastrophe

An event where the need to shit becomes so strong with no required locations that nothing else matters expect placing your ass over some kind of receptacle which can accept eliminations.
I had to really take a shit and there was nowhere to go at which time I knew I would have a Shitastrophe.
by Andrew Shaffer May 23, 2008
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Shiteater

A British Soldier. British soldiers are treated so horribly that they can be said to eat shit daily. They are treated like scum, lower than dogs.
Did you see the way the shiteaters were drinking last night? I don't know how they can still march this morning.
by Tony666 December 13, 2012
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