A form of poo, that is usually intertwined with the fairly long pubic hair of the anus. The "Shinglet" is a small clump of poo, similar to the size of a pea. The plural version of this word would be "Shinglets"
The word can be used in positive or negative contexts.
The word can be used in positive or negative contexts.
by Shinglet Founder May 5, 2022
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The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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"We was at it for ages last night an' he still never got me up the mountain. After half a shandy he's a proper singlespeeder, and he just has to get off and wank/walk".
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Through discussion, singles counselors will assist those in need of acquiring a strong relationship with another or simply help with their problems with being single in the first place.
Through discussion, singles counselors will assist those in need of acquiring a strong relationship with another or simply help with their problems with being single in the first place.
Tom: Man I have had trouble lately trying to find the right girl to date and how to approach her when I do find her.
Eric: Well, I think you should go see a singles counselor man.
Eric: Well, I think you should go see a singles counselor man.
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