J-shelf

When you shelf (normally insert something into the rectum) something up the Jap eye (dick hole)

shelf Jap eye

Jayden said at first it hurt when he got J-shelfed whilst getting pegged, but then Joe gave him a wristy at the same time making it feel good

by Susman August 1, 2016

Sheffield

The city of sex & steel, the heart of the north, and the birthplace of football.

Basically the greatest city in the world.

"Hey, I've just been to Sheffield, and it's the shit!"

by Manx Bloke July 30, 2007

shelf esteem

When someone builds their self esteem from self help books.

My coworker just added Dr. Phil to her shelf esteem library, now everyday at lunch its Dr. P said this Dr. P said that.

by floorfly November 15, 2010

Shelfield academy

Shelfieldacademy is a shit school in walsall. All of the year 11s smoke a joint in the alley and the roadmen smoke vapes in the toilet. Pe is like military camp and all the teachers are wankers who come from Aldridge

Mom: I think my son will go to shelfield

Mom 2: nah don't go there it's full of chavs and roadmen who will steal your shoes

Shelfield academy is a shithole

by ThePoseiden.1243 December 3, 2019

shit shelf

the platform found inside those strange toilets in europe onto which one shits. the shit is then swept off the shelf by the flush and goes down the pipe.

"Do they have a toilet in that restaurant?"
"Yeah, but it's got a shit-shelf"
"Oh, fuck it! Let's go shit at McDonalds"

by Ralph Fitz April 2, 2004

Shaffeln

Walking really slow by moving your weight a little bit forward so that you'll move without putting an effort in it.

Cool guy: Hey there, SNAIL... YOU ARE SLOW
Idc: I ain't I Shaffel

When 2 or more people do it, it is called Shaffeln

by Vipee April 19, 2010

Top Shelf Booty

A woman that would be hard to sleep with.
A woman that would require a good deal of effort to date.

Tom: That woman is gorgeous.
Bill: Yeah she is Top Shelf Booty.

by DarkKnight36 September 28, 2008