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Sharpton's Law

Named after famed civil-rights advocate and professional agitator Al Sharpton, Sharpton's Law specifies that who ever brings up race or ethnicity in a non-related debate automatically loses the argument.
"I think illegal immigration represents a severe problem for both the security and economic stabilty of the United States" "What, are you scared of brown people?" "Dude, Sharpton's Law".
by Swampthing500 November 11, 2009
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Sharpest cookie in the barn

used to describe someone who has made an intelligent comment or is simply very intelligent/sharp.
Gumbo: Holy crap i just performed cold fusion! And I'm only 3!!

Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....
by Klaustifer van shulifet July 20, 2009
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sharpen the knives

It is a euphemism for two women scissoring.

Two besties would have their secret hand shake as their fore and middle fingers in a scissoring motions.
I'd really love to sharpen the knives on my girlfriend tonight.
by Sharellian August 2, 2014
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Sharperroo

If you are familiar with the term "sharp", you are ready for "shaperroo"!

This goes beyond the conventional understanding of an item (body/object/statement) being of clutch standard, with a classic undertone of sarcasm. This would be "the socket" in phrases where "the plug" is be used.
Linda: Hey Sam, i believe i can fly
Sam: Hahaha Sam! Sharperroo!
by Don Papa D! January 22, 2019
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Sharget

The act of shitting and farting in the middle of a Target store.
Guys, I took a sharget while my mom was paying for her groceries, will she find out?
by wrinkledkhakis June 15, 2019
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sharpen the saw

To make a saw, less blunt.
or
Work smarter, not harder (coined: TM - circa 2020, Brisbane)
Example 1
“Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will firstly ask tm what 'sharpen the saw' means, then i will proceed to spend the first four hours sharpening the saw.”

Example 2
CF: "What have you been up to mate?"
TM: "Not much, just Sharpening the saw"
CF: "True"
by thetruthlaverdad July 2, 2020
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pat sharpe

The mullet headed don of childrens entertainment. Father of many illegitimate equally mulleted sons.
Mark, your dad im pat sharpe, you mulleted freak
by Spoon Menace December 18, 2003
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