Flaming Pete Sampras

the act of jizzing on a tennis ball, igniting it, and shoving it up your girl's pussy while grunting.

Jack tried to give his girl a flaming Pete Sampras, but accidently lit his cock on fire.

by P-nasty the Chuta April 4, 2010

Shampoo banana

Local term for the "twin cities" of Champaign and Urbana in Illinois. These two cities are usually just considered one area, but Champaign-Urbana sounds too formal, so some people just say this instead. People from anywhere else usually don't get it. These people often pronounce the S in Illinois as well.

Ted: Where you live?
Lisa: Shampoo banana!
Ted: ...?

by Miss Leslie April 27, 2006

shampoo drunk

When you become drunk off only a couple of drinks the morning after a gnarly night on the town.

How is duty so drunk off only a couple peach schnapps? Oh dude she got righteous last night she's just shampoo drunk. Oh that's chill

by germanrodriguez22 July 26, 2014

samp work

A saying which derives from Kalkaska Michigan which refers to simple work. Anything that is samp work is just easy.

Jared- "Hey Tim, looks like your going to be lifeguarding next Saturday."
Tim- "Samp work."

by dutchmen96 May 19, 2010

sampson's last wish

The haircut any female will go crazy for

Dude #1: damn, I can't decide between the Orb Hunter or Regulator's Nephew.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.

by widget master September 29, 2020

Shamping

Camping where any inconvenience is rectified by driving to the nearest store and purchasing whatever will make yoy more comfortable.

In other words Sham-camping.

When we were shamping, we went to Walmart and bought an inflatable couch, plug in fridge and ate at the McDonalds.

We wrote this definition on a blackberry while we were shamping.

by UrbanWombat July 18, 2009

Shampoo the babys head

To have sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman

"Come over here 'til I shampoo the babys head!"

by Ralph the Boy Ralphie May 29, 2007