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South Dakota Seesaw

A position used most commonly in threesomes with two women and one man. A male participant lies on his back, with the two women atop him, one on his face and one on his penis. The women will take turns sitting, simulating the movement of a seesaw.
Mary: Hey honey, what’s your freakiest fantasy?
Jamal: you know, I’ve always wanted to do a South Dakota Seesaw
Mary: Oooooooh me too. I’ll call a friend to come over!
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The Seesaw

Two girls with a dildo inside each of their vaginas at the same time.
"I heard Becky and Maria rode the Seesaw last night"
by back door enterer April 8, 2020
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seesaw pimping

This is the average fuck nigga; putting someone down in order to build himself up. Cutting others down to build yourself up is a losing strategy, simply because, in the end you don't truly feel any better about yourself, you're fueling a false ego, and above all, who are you to judge the next man?
seesaw pimping is to say, "real men don't need big dicks, in order to make himself feel better about lacking in that department."
by XPIC October 23, 2015
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peruvian seesaw

When having sex with a lady and she is on top, cowgirl style, you then grab her by the hair pull her down until she takes your position as horizontal and you swap with her to be vertical. She must have a verbal squeal of surprise to make it a true Peruvian seesaw.
Yo bitch, squeal like in a Peruvian seesaw.
by Scooch Taylor September 21, 2019
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Substance Seesaw

The act of taking copious amounts of uppers and downers in alternating succession, so as to achieve a psychological seesaw affect
What’s up with Kieth? He’s turned into an introvert, then extrovert, then back again like 4 times in the past hour..”

“Oh don’t mind him. He’s just been taking a solo ride on the substance seesaw since he clocked out at 5. You might wanna hide the rest of the booze while he’s atop mount Adderall.”
by urbanovergrowth August 30, 2023
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Zaffiro's Seesaw

The amount of high-level WTFery in someone's life is in inverse proportion to the amount of punctuation they use."
OP: growing up was just a mess like my dad was always working but never really working if you know what I mean like he had jobs but somehow we were always broke and my mom she just kind of checked out like she was there physically but mentally I don’t even think she knew what year it was half the time and then there was my brother who thought he was some kind of genius but really he just sat in the basement playing video games and talking about conspiracy theories while my sister was out sneaking around with guys twice her age and I was just there stuck in the middle trying to keep everyone from killing each other but also wondering if maybe that wouldn’t be the worst thing to happen
Reply: That's such a Zaffiro's Seesaw I'm not sure how to react.
by Dappy_Harwin_Hay February 11, 2025
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seesaw

an urban legend of skelmersdale, a small town situated shortly east of liverpool (england). stories are told about seesaw gauging many eyes of innocent children out and feeding them to his deathhound. his deathhound is said to be a dog made of molten lava and rotten flesh.
person one: “hey have you heard about seesaw”
person two: “no, who’s that??”
person one: “he takes the eyes of children and feeds them to his lava dog called a deathhound!!”
by tazz August 6, 2022
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