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Secondary school

Welcome to English secondary school! Here we have: cocky ass year 7 and 8's, year 9's constantly doing their makeup and gobbing off to teachers, year 10's and 11's working their asses off and finally, sixth form who have a tonne of responsibility. Note: not all schools have sixth form. Students at secondary school are usually between the ages of 11-18
We also have: Like 2 non uniform days a year (must pay to wear your own clothes), strict ass rules, crappy school meals, like 10 packs of chewing gum per person, year 11 smokers and roadmen.
Note: drinks holder = blazer pocket
Example 1:

Teacher: I will be right back class I just need to get something from the printer
*teacher walks out*
Student: PARTYYYYYYYY Wooooo
*students wonder around the classroom chatting and being loud asses*
Student: teachers coming!
Student2: everyone back to ur seats!!
Student 3: SHHHH
*teacher walks in*

Teacher: I knew I could trust you lot
Example 2:

Year 7: Ffs
Year 72: What's wrong?
Year 7: The fucken bathroom is full of Year 9's doing their makeup and messing about
Year 72: *sigh* lets go to the upstairs bathroom
Example 3:
Teacher: Ok guys today is non uniform day so gimme ur £1s to wear ur own clothes
*everyone hands teacher their money except from one student*
Teacher: Jimmy wheres your money?

Jimmy: Uhhh I don't have it
Teacher: Not good enough! Detention for u at lunchtime.

Secondary school - schools in the uk
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The second button from the top of a male's uniform is often given away to a female he is in love with, and is considered a way of confession. The second button is the one closest to the heart and is said to contain the emotions from all three years attendance at the school
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This is the most shittiest place to exist. You can find all kinds of pick me’s , xmms and yps. It is quite literally a zoo. do not come here. we are also budget tight !! Model class award gets 40 dollars and you can spend a dollar per person max.
Bukit view secondary school is another version of a zoo.
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