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scrotalingist

skrō • də • 'liNG • gist

noun: scrotalingist; plural noun: scrotalingists
a person who protects or fawns on another to benefit himself/herself
similar: ass kisser, brown noser, sycophant, toady, arse licker, butt kisser, kiss-ass.
origin: from Latin, from scrotum "scrotum" + lingere "lick."
"A narcissist will to surround himself with scrotalingists who flatter him."
"The scrotalingist will get a promotion sooner than the person who does not cow-tow to the boss."
by Buftup October 12, 2019
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Scrotal Bidet

When a man sit on a toilet and his balls unintentionally dip into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See Head Cleaner
Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and cleaned my balls in the toilet!”

Guy 2: “Ah, the Scrotal Bidet...”
by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020
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Scrotabulous

(adj.) Of or resembling a ballsack in an appealing or profound way, possibly carrying similar properties.
"Dude, my new teacher has a scrotabulous chin!"
by TheSpoopyMan October 19, 2020
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Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.)

The sudden sharp, piercing itching sensation a man gets in his scrotum. Often completely debilitating, the itch must be scratched almost immediately to avoid injury.
I was in the grocery store with my wife when I got an attack of Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.). The aisle was crowded so I had to duck behind my wife to get to it.
by sobonate December 10, 2012
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scrotal leakage

a condition where your ball sack leaks a bell cheese like substance.
Wow his scrotal leakage is making the shower unbearable.
by jimmy nutsack July 25, 2008
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scrotal attire

Fancy decorative clothing for a mans genitals, usually worn for special occasions. Scrotal attire can be underwear, jewelry, or a weave.
Becky- hey have you found any scrotal attire for the wedding yet?

Mark- yep! I bedazzled my homemade cod piece.
by Magik Marker February 9, 2014
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Scrobble

Verb: To kidnap or capture. In particular to throw a bag or cloth over the head and bundle the victim away.

The term was coined by John Masefield in "The Midnight Folk", published in 1827, and is used extensively in the "Box of Delights", published in 1937, where Cole Hawlings is 'scrobbled' by throwing a black bag over his head and bundling him into a car.

Neil Gaiman also used scrobbling in the same sense in “Neverwhere”, published in 1996. Gaiman acknowledges the Box of Delights as the origin of the word.
"... Kay are waiting to scrobble the treacherous cats" Midnight Folk

"We have no intention of violating their market truce. More of waiting till she has left the market and scrobbling her ..." Mr Croup - Neverwhere
by QuidamUD November 9, 2009
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