Billy is a jew who enjoys going to temple also man boy love because he is a schweeble.
Thomas and the other Jews had a schweeble party at temple the other day. Its like a redneck's hoedown with more teeth and less women.
Thomas and the other Jews had a schweeble party at temple the other day. Its like a redneck's hoedown with more teeth and less women.
by SilentEchoes April 27, 2010
Get the schweeble mug.During a womans period, she thinks she is just going to queef but finds that, during the process, blood has been expelled from the vagina and wet drippy feces from the anus.
by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010
Get the blood shweef mug.by JManFizzle December 2, 2007
Get the Schweensicle mug.Originally an English public school word with several meanings. For example, a guy who spends more time with his girlfriend than his mates or just a general idiot. But it has come to mean a public school idiot, since these people are the only ones who ever used the word.
Your mate Rupert isn't even on the guestlist, what a schweffe
Mate, I can't believe you're chilling with Antonia again this weekend, you're turning into such a schweffe
That guy Rollo who says 'schweffe' is a fucking schweffe
Mate, I can't believe you're chilling with Antonia again this weekend, you're turning into such a schweffe
That guy Rollo who says 'schweffe' is a fucking schweffe
by Jokes Lad 3000 August 30, 2012
Get the schweffe mug.A guy who spends loads of time with girls and ditches his mates to be with them, but never gets any pussy.
Schweff: Yeah, Katie and I are like best friends. I think she likes me!
Schweff's Friend: Look mate, she doesn't like you as in she wants to fuck you. She likes you because you are a schweff.
Schweff's Friend: Look mate, she doesn't like you as in she wants to fuck you. She likes you because you are a schweff.
by silent_deadly123 October 5, 2011
Get the Schweff mug.A word used to describe a person who generally exhibits awkward behavior, tries to incorporate oneself in a private conversation, laughs at innapropriate times/makes unneccesary comments, etc
Schmeefers are generally humorous to observe but can interfere with macks, such as a cock blocker, or even find it dificult to talk to girls
Generally, a schmeefer is an awkward, flamboyant, and possibly even rash thinking person
(word derived from Dick and da Champ)
Schmeefers are generally humorous to observe but can interfere with macks, such as a cock blocker, or even find it dificult to talk to girls
Generally, a schmeefer is an awkward, flamboyant, and possibly even rash thinking person
(word derived from Dick and da Champ)
by Dick Nelson January 12, 2009
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Slang word of german route used to describe someone of criminal nature that is fearless and cold. These people are the top of the crew. The peaple dubbed schwef are usually hard to find as they are not usually known and usually untouchable.
Slang word of german route used to describe someone of criminal nature that is fearless and cold. These people are the top of the crew. The peaple dubbed schwef are usually hard to find as they are not usually known and usually untouchable.
by AJ Jackson May 22, 2008
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