schlitz

(n) a fine affordable beverage, not found at dinner parties, will get you trashed for $3

yo homes, pass the schlitz

by kno'it al September 11, 2003

Chicken schnitzel

To masterbate profusely before a date with a hot British chick. Performed to prolong sexual activity.

Guy 1: "That pommy chick from last night was so sexy that I hade to chicken schnitzel 3 times before I took her home!"

Guy 2: "I can tell bro, you are walking with a limp"

by The TNT driver August 29, 2013

Schlitz Bull Ice

Schlitz Bull ICE is a highly drinkable, inexpensive (around 2 bucks a 40, or 32 oz if you live in Fl.) High Gravity malt liquor. With a slick taste of hops and a higher- than- average alcohol content, it is usually found at stores which sell multiple malt liquors...and Winn Dixie. At 8.2% ABV it packs a decent punch and is a better choice than the popular Steel Reserve, just because of the more desireable flavor. The taste is hoppy and full of malt, with a decent hint of alcohol on the exhale. Smooth finishing, but not so great as a warm beverage. This is a heavy malt liquor with an enjoyable flavor. It is available in 16oz cans, 16oz. 4-packs, quarts, and 40's.

Schlitz Bull Ice

by ONEBadREDNECK July 7, 2009

Bo Schitt

A word first thought of "Turrets Guy". It was then later used by Youtube Machinima director "DasBoSchitt". This word is simply a replacement for the word Bull Shit. It's also fun to say!

1. "That movie was utter Bo Schitt."
2. "How about you eat my Bo Schitt!"
3. "The man said Bo Schitt to everyone."

by KillerBabies October 26, 2010

schmitt-faced

getting too drunk to properly governs ones own behavior, likely leading to slurring speech, stumbling, gazing at female body parts with no regard for being considered creepy, repeatedly hugging other people's wives/girlfriends, and/or shitting oneself.

Joe got so schmitt-faced last night that he woke up spooning his roommate

by udanonymous April 28, 2008

schmitt

the coolest last name that will ever happen in the history of the universe. If you're a schmitt everyone will want to talk to you and be your friend.

"wow! you're so cool, you must be a schmitt or something!"

by osh posh May 27, 2008

Schnitzelphobic

somebody who doesn´t like to eat Schnitzel. For reasons unknown those people are most likely vegetarians and have been seen to refuse to taste any kind of Schnitzel.
Also they tend to be better looking than normal people.
intensification: hardcore schnitzelphobic

You are such a Schnitzelphobic

by Lacey Cartman October 2, 2009