schlepping

When you affix your phallus or penile member into the anal cavity of another person, or perhaps animal, dead or living, and go to sleep while in coitus.

The phallus must remain penetrated through the sphincter in order to be designated as schlep and not sleep, otherwise the person is not schlepping and merely sleeping.

I love just getting home after a long day at work and schlepping with my dog.

by Knowledge Asphyxiates December 11, 2010

Schlepp

One whos eyes aren't straight and forgets everyday things. Often redheads and wear glasses.

That kid is talking to me but isn't looking at me, he must be a Schlepp.

by Taylor Benjamin May 30, 2008

schlepped

when one becomes so hammered that they forget everything that happens.

last night i got so schlepped.
dude, i know. you kissed a dude.
wow. i cant remember that

by jdeere6 May 15, 2010

Schlepper

A bitch. The devil. An atheist

Wow that girl is a schlepper

by Unknownpersonokkk March 2, 2019

schlepp

The one guy in hawaii that is not 64+. He will tell you he lives in costa mesa, and not much after that. you WILL stalk him and run downstairs to see if he is still thereplaying volleyball, but he will ot be there :( he stays in room 605 6th floor and stares as you pass him in the elevator.

ME: man that guy was a schlepp
YOU: yeah

by mygodhe'shot June 8, 2011

schlep

A person who is completely of low class standards.

Those teachers are such schleps.

Those schleps tried to make me smoke pot.

by Forge and Shoosh February 23, 2005

Schlep

Tired, lacking sleep, sleep

I'm so schlep rn.

I really need some schlep.

by Schlepman November 17, 2017