scatter laughs

Scatter laughs is when you laugh at something, think about it again and laugh again, then think about it again and laugh again.

Person 1: damn, your scatter laughs are interrupting class!

Person 2: fuck off

by soph_2121 September 19, 2023

Scatterer

Someone who leaves their crap in various spots around a room, then forgetting to pick-up any of the crap that was left.

You left your glass on the table, your shoes by the stairs, forgot to pick up the pizza box off the floor. Jesus, your such a scatterer!

by APatC October 25, 2010

Scattered Showers

The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.

Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.

by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023

scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.

Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby

by soos September 18, 2021

scattered brain

"'(FLAKE)'".

Scattered brain!

by Jetnosfreak September 7, 2018

Scatter and splatter

When you ejaculate so hard it hits the ceiling fan so it coats the ceiling and the walls making them look like they just had a fresh coat of paint

sorry about the scatter and splatter mess in your daughter's room Mr/Missis Smith we got a little carried away but hey at least you don't have to repaint her room this weekend

by GoblinSlayer95 June 17, 2020

scatter the riders

scatter the riders is a saying,
if someone says scatter the riders its means to beat the fuck out off a bunch of cunts hanging together
scatter=fuck em up and leave em lying scattered all over the floor
riders=a group of people

mafia leader:scatter the riders
me:ok
ML:well done

by flippa April 5, 2004