Ball scratching is the act of getting paid for sitting on your ass.
Particularly if you work in IT and just sit in front of the PC waiting for something to come up.
Also referred to as scrapesticle
Particularly if you work in IT and just sit in front of the PC waiting for something to come up.
Also referred to as scrapesticle
guy1: Dude, you're working on Christmas, that's rough!
guy2: Hell no, I get paid double to do a whole day of ball scratching.
guy2: Hell no, I get paid double to do a whole day of ball scratching.
by Ashko November 23, 2009
Get the ball scratching mug.A scratarang is a boomerang in the form of a scrata. Usually one throws a scratarang at someone when they have roasted or chriped someone.
Maddox: Colin you have asthma, you can barely breath (Throws Scratarang)
Maddox: Scrat ta ta ta ta ta
Colin: Awww your right Maddox :/
Maddox: Scrat ta ta ta ta ta
Colin: Awww your right Maddox :/
by Strikle March 17, 2019
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When you nut and it shoots out into the atmosphere, rather than slightly drizzling out of the penis.
by Janine Cooley May 7, 2019
Get the Scretch mug.When you clench you teeth when you see a cute kitten and immediately give it a scratch (between the ears right between the kitty chakra) if done correctly the fur baby will emit purrs
by Geesefreely January 30, 2021
Get the Scritch mug.a triannual online camp on scratch.mit.edu in which children sign up and then either go inactive for the rest of the month, scream every time they're reminded that people are not online 24/7, threaten to leave camp but then accidentally inspire some hosts and leaders to troll everyone for a few hours, or turn out to be decent people who go on to become hosts and leaders later and face the angry seven year old warrior-cat-roleplayer campers.
note that the campers are VERY ungrateful and the hosts and leaders deserve more credit for the time they spend thank you very much <3
note that the campers are VERY ungrateful and the hosts and leaders deserve more credit for the time they spend thank you very much <3
Camper: omg the new daily isn't here and it's midnight UTC! THE HOSTS SUCK!!!!!!!
Host: literally shut up i have a life
Camper: I'M LEAVING SCRATCH WRITING CAMP FOREVER YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN EVERYONE HATES ME
Host: lmao bye :))
Host: literally shut up i have a life
Camper: I'M LEAVING SCRATCH WRITING CAMP FOREVER YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN EVERYONE HATES ME
Host: lmao bye :))
by he died. he's okay now though! March 27, 2022
Get the Scratch Writing Camp mug.I was dancing with this girl and I was kissing her neck. I lifted her knee to my hip and went down for the panty scratch. She was wet as hell so I fingered her.
by G Stone September 6, 2007
Get the Panty Scratch mug.A feeling of EXTREME pleasure that occasionally occurs when a male sratches his balls. (generally some of the looser skin from the sack) The pleasure is equal to or greater than the pleasure of an orgasm.
WARNING:
This wonderful wave of pleasure usually results in a frantic scratching of the testicular region that leaves men red, chapped, and chafed. Stop scatching immediately after the scratchgasm for your own safety!
WARNING:
This wonderful wave of pleasure usually results in a frantic scratching of the testicular region that leaves men red, chapped, and chafed. Stop scatching immediately after the scratchgasm for your own safety!
It's ok to scratch your nuts at work or school. You're a man, people expect it of you. But if you have a scratchgasm, try not to moan. That usually freaks people out.
by Joo ZipperDick July 7, 2008
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