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LaVeyan Satanism

Atheistic Satanism otherwise know as Atheism but you do all the fun stuff that makes christians mad + your get a kick ass role model known as the man himself, Satan.
Yeah regular atheism is cool, but have you tried LaVeyan Satanism.
by transmasc witch June 14, 2022
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Going down satans asshole

The feeling you feel while walking down a dangerous neighbourhood where your most likely to get shanked in the stomach.
Jerome: Listen man im not really feeling like going down satans asshole today.
Tyrone: Don't worry bruv, nothing bad will happen.
by splashhhey November 23, 2019
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Antichrist of Satanism

An Antichrist of Satanism was described on a cable documentary as a person who is trying to end Satanism in its entirety.
One current Antichrist of Satanism is a woman by the alias of Kmam who wants to end the Church of Satan.
by ScienceBurt March 6, 2020
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satanist

someone who believes that they are they're own god and can control the path their life takes, satanists DO NOT worship satan (that is luciferism) but mearly worship themself, satanism is the most mis-understood religion there is.
Dumb kid: omg your a satanist that means you worship satan!

Satanist: no moron it means that i accually believe in myself it has nothing to do with the satan in the bible

Dumb kid: well then why is it called SATAN-ism hmm?

Satanist: because LeVey mearly called it that in his notes

Dumb kid: whos Levey?

Satanist: oh why do i even try?
by Hiliary.A January 6, 2008
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Agnostic-Satanist

Someone who is agnostic but hates Christianity and lives by the philosophies of Anton LaVey's Satanic Bible (hedonism).
I believe that I am the first Agnostic-Satanist.
by Epigone July 2, 2003
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Satanisticationism

To be surrounded by so many satanistications that one can only express ones own situation as satanistic, but in a clear state of satanisiticationism. Satanisticationism exists most abundantly during Fifa games.
Person 1: This is absolute satanisticationism, Top corner by Kyle Foreskin.

Person 2: Not gonna lie, that was heavily satanistic. Foreskin's off his tits.
by WESTY7 June 30, 2010
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Satanas

She's cool, friendly and very nice. She's pretty and very smart. Has a great boyfriend and gets treated like a queen. Most likely would end up in a very prestigious school. Is very rich and popular.
Look at her! She looks like a Satanas.

Satanas looks so pretty!
by Marina_#124 January 13, 2021
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