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JD Samson

a member of the electro-punk feminist band Le Tigre
by rosex September 14, 2007
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samon

A young white child pretending to be African-American and tells lies to impress his internet pals.
Samon tells his internet buddies that he smokes weed and gets laid often.
by LlamaHunter. June 4, 2003
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samonologue

Term used to describe a story which should have been simple, but during delivery turns into a monologue.

Also applies to jokes told in a such a poor and round about way so as to render all funniness obsolete.
Person 1: Have you written an example yet? Should be really easy for you right

Person 2: Well I was going to write a full monologue but I didnt think it would quite fit what I wanted the other people to say, so instead I came to the conclusion that the best thing to do was to write what could be the start of a monologue and a story in which the person whilst telling a story does so in a very round about way and often gets side tracked with other stories during delivery...

Person 3: What is he talking about?

Person 1: He's just gone off on one of his samonologues again...

or

Person 1: That's a nice jacket Sam is wearing

Person 2: Whatever you do dont ask him about it
by Dontevenreplyisagreatwebsite October 9, 2013
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sajona

A beautiful girl with a greatpersonality and who loves to be social and make friends. They are very kind and innocent although they have very sensitive feelings. They are good at sports but she is an average in academic studies. She loves drama and doesn't care about people's looks.
Sajona is beautiful and friendly but she can be a real pain sometimes.
by Blooming flower January 6, 2018
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samonta

She’s a beautiful and wonderful younglady she’s caring and special inside she has good confident about her self and she is very strong .
Samonta thick thick .
by Therealniya October 6, 2019
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samona syndrome

when a player in league of legends pick a troll pick in one for all's game mode and ruin's the whole squad's vibe
oh look he picked janna its the samona syndrome
by mk_yousif April 7, 2021
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Samson

Samson got this name from the witches of Samsungnia, specifically Angelica.

They didn’t like him having an iphone.

Original name was Sam, Samson can now never touch an iPhone or he will spontaneously combust.

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Angelica: I WILL NAME HIM SAMSON 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
by shannonthealmighty June 30, 2021
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