smufflepuff

a deformed penis

Mallory eats smufflepuffs for breakfast

by erica April 23, 2003

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Smiff

(verb) To out think or out do.

When I snuck out past my mom last night, I was totally smiffin'

by BlueDrowsy March 9, 2004

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Smiffed

To miss an easy opportunity

I was through on goal and smiffed it

by Wee Spies June 25, 2019

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smuff

the mixed semen and saliva bridge spanning the gap between the upper and lower lips of a person who just performed oral sex

"Can I get a kiss now?"
"Nope, get out of here with that smuff mouth."

by Dash Carl September 25, 2011

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To encase, or otherwise stuff ones penis and scrotum, a.k.a. junk, into a very tight pair of leather pants. Smuffling is expanded to mean any rough tucking or handling, by oneself or others, of said junk, ranging from mild smuffling to extreme, drag queen smuffling (may or may not involve surgical staples).

Smuffling is also extremely useful when attempting to defecate upon your own chest.

"I tried to shit on my own chest, but my balls get in the way. I might have to do some smuffling to do it."

by Miss Courtney January 7, 2009

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