Seattle 

Home of protest crazed liberals and fish throwing coffee drinking tech junkies. A very open and diverse place populated mostly by whites with a strong asian influence. A gay friendly city that approved a marijuana initiative. Plagued by meth use, bank robberies, high unemployment and traffic congestion.

I protested world trade, got an abortion, founded a startup, caught a fish, robbed a bank, lost my job, and shot someone on the road all in the same day!

Seattle by Evan January 4, 2005

Seattle 

The land of the coffee addicted ecofriendly exercise freaks; Seattle has lovely views, Starbucks at every turn, and constant rain. If planning a vacation, don't forget your granola, rainboots, northfaces, and nalgene. Home of the Spaceneedle where you can pay way too much for a elevator ride, we also home microsoft, boing, and top-pot donuts! Where grunge music and Jimmy Hendrix were started and ugly sensible shoes are socially acceptable, Seattle is full of funk and naked bicycle races. Come soon!

Woah wanna get funky?

Go to Seattle!

Seattle by SleepySophz# March 29, 2011

seattle 

A city in what is obviously "God's favourite" country and Allah's third least favourite (behind Texas and Andorra) where a large number of rather smug individuals seem to live who designate it the world's greatest city despite probably not having visited all the rest of the human cities in the world (or any ant cities or the single sheep populated city in New Zealand). Fucking douche-bags.

John: Oh yeah Seattle's the best!
Sean the sheep: Well have you even visited New Zimbaaabwe?

seattle by The Cockney Reaper January 16, 2011

Seattle 

this is the worst place to live on the west coast. It has 2 seasons, rain, and construction. The professional sports teams are all shitty choke artists. There is traffic during all hours of the day and it's basically just a colder portland. except there are no titty bars. Just streets filled with smelly forgieners, pretentious democrats, crank heads, and accidents caused by extreme overuse of cell phones. it also has the highest proportion of single moms there. So there must be lots of deadbeat dads and/or women who are bitchy enough to keep a man away from his own child.

Seattle is Portland's retarded sister.

Seattle by Messyjiggler November 22, 2011

Seattle 

as a name it would mean:
athletic, smart, short, this guy would always know what he wants. all the girls would like him, but he would never really date, just mess around until he found that girl.
he is almost perfect, and a good friend.

seattles always have great hair

i fell for a seattle

Seattle by hrhCofVegas March 11, 2009

Seattle 

Cutting a wound on a body part (eg leg) and inserting a penis into it. It is critical that person who is Seattling ejaculates inside the wound that has been made. The origin of this word goes back to this spoilt, yet very fine private school in New Zealand and it was made for a spoilt kid who moved to Seattle. This kid who moved to Seattle loved buying people C*lvin K*ein underwear and enjoyed riding his longboard. Once he was pushed off his board by Allan *arpenter and he ended up with fractured skull. This boy also loved saying "Lets spark it up!" and very much enjoyed watching entourage.

I am going to Seattle you in your neck! SEATTLE MOTHERFUCKER! SPARK IT UP!!!!!

Seattle by B33kay August 13, 2011

Seattle 

Birthplace of Starbucks, Home of the 2001 Mariners 116-game win season and the 2005 Super Bowl Champs Seahawks. Nickname is the Emerald City. Also has numerous parks, and the sight of "Jump City: Seattle" on G4 TV.

"Those Seattle Seahawks got robbed."

"OMG STARBUCKS!!!!" -tourists

Seattle by cecilofril August 16, 2011