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Seal-Dark 

Incredibly dark skin pigmentation, referencing British pop star Seal.
That guy is Seal-Dark!
Seal-Dark by spartacock January 23, 2011

Seal Cannon 

You take your balls and lay them gently in her mouth. You then lay your penis up her face towards her forehead. She then makes noises such as a seal would make, which causes you to ejaculate.
Robert: Hey Adam I heard you had a great experience with that seal cannon yesterday. How did that go?

Adam: Oh Robert, it was amazing! I came like a cannon shooting off.
Seal Cannon by Doc Starr June 8, 2016

seal of orichalcos 

dangerous magic card from Yugioh that can take you soul. Once played in a duel, a seal surrounds all duelists, trapping them inside and preventing others from entering. If a player's life points hit 0, the seal closes on them, and takes their soul. If all duelists lose their life points, the seal breaks apart and no one is taken.

Under the seal, more monsters can be played by the duelist who played the card. Their monsters gain 500 attack points and become dark.
I will now get rid of you with...the SEAL OF ORICHALCOS!

seal question 

A question in an exam that has absolutely nothing to do with the syllabus of the course. First used in January 2010 in Britain when an A-level Biology paper had a question about a seal respiring under water for long periods of time.
"That question on dialysis was such a seal question!"
"I know, what was the point in revising?!"
seal question by daj198 January 26, 2010

Seal clapper

Insert your hands, palms together, into your girls ass cheeks. After begin to clap and wait for your bitch to scream like a seal.
"BEND OVER ITS SEAL CLAPPER TIME BITCH "
Seal clapper by The3amigos September 23, 2016
When a girl is blowing 2 or more guys at the same time and alternates between dicks like a seal blowing horns.
That chick loves cock so much I swear she'd put on a seal show with me and my friends.