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SARS-CoV-2 

The unnecessarily confusing, obnoxious, and irritating name—also known as SARS2—made up by some genius for the virus caused by COVID-19 because apparently someone ran out of names.
Scientist 1: “This virus is getting out of hand! And we don’t have a proper name! God help us!”
Scientist 2: “How about SARS2?”
Scientist 1: “Excellent idea! Now let’s just add CoV so it doesn’t sound like a movie sequel.”

Scientist 2: “SARS-CoV-2 it is then.”
Scientist 1: “INGENIOUS! NOMINATE THIS MAN FOR THE GOD POSITION!”
SARS-CoV-2 by ACTethx March 31, 2020
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Sars-cov-2 

Sars-Cov-2 a viral respiratory virus that causes covid-19 (Coronavirus)
DUDE I TESTED POSITIVE FOR SARS-COV-2
Sars-cov-2 by Alex Hearld May 4, 2020

Sars-Cov-14 

A new coronavirus strain that will be created when one of those YouTubers gets infected

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BadBoyHalo
Skeppy
Zelkam
Lumboc
A6d
Lumboc has been infected with Sars-Cov-2 and died in 14 days and infected 3 people with Sars-Cov-14.

SARS-CoVfefe 

Black liquid that contains caffeine and covid.
Ooohhh, my coffee - I mean covfefe - is delicious. Did you taste this SARS-CoVfefe yet?
SARS-CoVfefe by 🅰️ January 17, 2022

SARS-CoVfefe-2 

coffee X covid by a Trump-like barista
Why did you sneeze to my coffee? —I thought you wanted a tremendous corona blend á la SARS-CoVfefe-2!
SARS-CoVfefe-2 by 🅰️ January 18, 2022

con SARS 

The vague, undefinable sickness you get after attending a convention or other large gathering of people.
I came back from Anime Expo with a sore throat and a runny nose--the usual con SARS.
con SARS by Obnoxious Otaku January 18, 2011