A variant of tebowing.
1. (V.) - The act of making a racist statement and then claiming you said something similar but nonsensical.
2. (V.) - Like felching but worse.
1. (V.) - The act of making a racist statement and then claiming you said something similar but nonsensical.
2. (V.) - Like felching but worse.
1. The property values in my neighborhood have declined ever since those "blahpeople" moved in.
2. Those two faggots were Santorimming in the guest bedroom.
2. Those two faggots were Santorimming in the guest bedroom.
by FakeFxck January 9, 2012
Get the Santorimming mug.Defined by many, coined by his Capitol Hill spa mates because of his infamous lack of rectal pre-sex hygiene, for the mess that results.
Capitol Hill Spa Buddy: "Awwwe, Damn Richardo! Look at this mess; haven't you ever heard of a little thing called WATER! It ain't that difficult, Jeez! Look, dudes, all this nasty santorum he left on me!"
by chucki August 20, 2011
Get the santorum mug.When an employee takes a job and either never shows up for work or quits after 3 days on the job for no apparent reason.
by UnderTheSea1 November 27, 2012
Get the Sanforded mug.Sanford North Carolina is a town you’ve probably passed through to get to either Raleigh, Southern Pines, or Fayetteville. If you’re a local teen there, your exciting saturday night consists of going to walmart to literally just walk around, go to one of the 3 mcdonalds within the same 5 mile vicinity, or going to smoke weed in the kiwanis park parking lot. you’ll find plenty of mexicans and inbreds while in sanford. the local hipsters like to drink shitty coffee at karmas and take aesthetic pictures in depot park. the rednecks can be found in the kendale parking lot smoking weed, cigarettes, and revving up their trucks for no reason. fine dining in sanford is either elizabeth’s or san felipe. lee senior is the bigger highschool with all the gay kids and theatre nerds and ghetto kids. southern lee is full of inbreds and privileged white kids from west lee county.
by ihatesanford May 15, 2018
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Despite what other entries say, the word SANTORUM, as defined by sex columnist Dan Savage, is NOT solely the byproduct of MALE GAY anal sex! The REAL definition of SANTORUM ONLY NECESSARILY INCLUDES "LUBE AND FECAL MATTER." As such, this term may be applied to lubricated anal sex between partners of any sex, or even ANAL SELF-PLAY.
SANTORUM NEED NOT NECESSARILY INCLUDE MALE EJACULATE!!
ANYONE can produce it.
Despite what other entries say, the word SANTORUM, as defined by sex columnist Dan Savage, is NOT solely the byproduct of MALE GAY anal sex! The REAL definition of SANTORUM ONLY NECESSARILY INCLUDES "LUBE AND FECAL MATTER." As such, this term may be applied to lubricated anal sex between partners of any sex, or even ANAL SELF-PLAY.
SANTORUM NEED NOT NECESSARILY INCLUDE MALE EJACULATE!!
ANYONE can produce it.
"As she pounded her gaping asshole with the dildo, some SANTORUM leaked out, and so the director demanded a scene re-shoot."
by Savage Love Fan February 8, 2008
Get the santorum mug.1. After ass-banging Rick Santorum, and busting a load on his ass, you must smear your fingers in the frothy mix of fecal matter, semen, and lube to finally rub it across his upper lip.
2. Applying this method to anyone else.
2. Applying this method to anyone else.
When I was bangin Rick I think he slightly shat, so I gave him the worst Dirty Santorum he'll ever remember.
by dirty-dbag June 6, 2011
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