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by anonymous March 9, 2005

Disenfranchised Plastic Salesman

Someone that peddles cheap plastic shit to supermarkets, food processors and some distributors (but sells direct around them as much as possible). Probably works for one of several whacked out family owned outfits in the Mid-West or Detroit/Southfield area. Generally speaking, a disenfranchised plastic salesman is micromanaged, not to be trusted and demoralized on a routine basis. Common tactics used to keep a disenfranchised plastic salesman down are call reports, routine phone calls questioning their whereabouts, itineraries and installing Satellite GPS units in company vehicles, which promote activity not productivity.

Al Bundy, the shoe salesman from the hit tv show Married With Children, would have been a disenfranchised plastic salesman if only he tried to sell plastic.

by Cincy Lovah October 20, 2011

Tu Sabes

You Understand, You know how that goes

I have to go home it's getting late and i have to work tomorrow Tu Sabes gotta make that money honey

by Katrina November 16, 2004

land sakes alive

Used as a general term of exclamation or surprise similar to oh my lord, or oh my goodness, or oh shit. Mostly used by people in the 1930's, 1940's, and 1950's. Possibly a minced oath (softened form of swearing) substitute for "For the Lord's sake."

See also land sake.

Land sakes alive, my grandmother said. That sure was a swell sunset.

by Bret_in_Mesa January 12, 2008

Sales Tax

(n) Money pick-pocketed by the government.

Fred: Why is it that every time I visit the store, I feel like my pocket gets picked?

Wilma: That's the sales tax, dear. The government can do it legally. But if a pickpocket does it, he goes to prison.

by 1nfid3l June 24, 2011

sales weasel

A derogatory term for a member of sales staff in a typically corporate environment. This term is often employed by technical staff and customer service, who must support the products that the sales weasels have sold, typically without knowing what the heck they're pushing on the customer.

That slimy sales weasel sold this customer something they didn't need and doesn't work, and now they're chewing my ear off!

by redtheda January 13, 2010

Magic Bean Salesman

The stife ass dude who sits around Hyrule tripping on magic beans that cost more everytime you buy them. He is probably the chillest dude in all of Hyrule.

Guy: Dude I just copped a fat Magic Bean from that Magic Bean Salesman. We can go plant it and pull a sword out of the ground so that seven years later we can fly around on a big leaf!
Guy 2: Are you sure that you just planted it?

by fuzzy473 September 8, 2009