sexual roulette

Having sexual intercourse without the use of a condom with a child bearing able female that is not on birth control. Leaving the pregnancy possibility in the control of a higher power or the questionable fertility of the partner. Known as gambling with parenthood. Can come in many forms, i.e. drunken hook up, bear-hug blast, fake rape, etc.

"Virginia is pregnant?!"

"Yeah, that lawyer wasn't so lucky in his game of sexual roulette."

"I don't have a condom."
"Fill me up, Gambler. Let's play sexual roulette!"

by Gleaven May 15, 2014

The Roulette

For when you and your lads are feeling a little frisky. You, and your boys and 1 girl are all in the room. You and the boys masturbate and cum into a jar until it is filled to the brim, the lady friend then turns her self upside down with her pussy facing the ceiling, you now mix the concoction of man juice and ready a funnel to pour into the lady's vagina. After you pour it all in, the game begins. The Game ends in 9 months and the loser now has to pay for child support.

You: Yo boys, wanna play The Roulette?
The Boys: Sure bro, who tho?
You: Jessica
The Boys: oooooh, that is not someone u want a kid with
You: Hey man it's just a game

by NK7 October 8, 2019

pop-tart roulette

This happens when multiple boxes of pop-tarts are opened and dumped out. Because they don't say the flavor on the individual packet, you are forced to gamble on which one you get.

Guy #1: I got hot fudge sundae, I wanted cinnamon roll.
Guy #2: Nobody wins at pop-tart roulette.

by Neakers September 12, 2009

brown ball roulette

When you make a bet with yourself whether that one little round piece of shit is going to get flushed or just circle around the top of the bowl.

Dude, what took you so long in there?

I was playing brown ball roulette and I lost so I had to wait and flush again.

by McRamblin October 17, 2009

Latvian roulette

Playing Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol.

A semi-automatic pistol, unlike a revolver, automatically inserts a cartridge into the firing chamber when the gun is cocked, removing the chance of living.

In Latvian roulette, player always lose, suffering end.

Such is life in Latvia.

by winterd September 4, 2013

vodka roulette

A game of drinking chance involving one or more people, where a bartender fills a number of shot glasses with either vodka or water equal to the number of participants. The bartender then distributes the glasses among the players and not knowing whether they have water or vodka they drink at the same time. (e.g. 6 players – 5 shots of water and one shot of vodka or 1 shot of water and 5 shots of vodka, etc...)

Hey, come over to my place tonight, I am inviting a group over and we might play vodka roulette.

by Ziggy Chestnut April 28, 2012

fuck you roulette

You write 'Fuck You' in a text message, and flick through your phone book at random, and bam! Thats fuck you roulette!

"Dude I totally just sent a fuck you roulette to my mum"

by Simon De Buav October 16, 2007