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rigor dermis

the "death mask" result of an overindulgence in Botox and other aging-skin enhancements
Do I think she's gotten Botox injections?!? She's hit the needle so many times, she's got rigor dermis.
by sherpadave November 30, 2011
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the rigamortis

Before giving a handjob, the giver dips their hand in ice water: simulating a dead hand.
Dave wasn't Into it at first but once I gave him the Rigamortis he was dtf.
by Wanky_dave March 29, 2017
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rigmarole

an act of fore-play, pronounced rig-mar-role. means to touch the opposite sex romantically e.g smooching.
i saw them under the staircase rigmarolling, i love to rigmarole more than sex,
by Tosin Akanni-Shelle August 12, 2007
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Rigmarole

Since long before the advent of Cheeze Wiz, The loaf of bread. hence forth the bread knife and the kettle.
Steve: Hey, did you see that French man?
Paco: Man did I ever! Biggest rigmarole this side of Paris.
Bob: Chiyah!
by Stallin Freely August 28, 2018
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rigorize

(v) The act of completing tasks, required or not, which have as their object the improvement of the faculties, either mental or physical. Most commonly associated with academic work, which is both required and, in the case of any serious student, has as its object the improvement of critical thinking abilities and discipline.
After Jimmy rigorized at the gym, which gave him a momentary boost to his energy and focus, he decided to rigorize in the library.

Bill was going to rigorize at the Engineering School for the night, but when he passed his fraternity, he decided to abandon his plans for rigor and imbibe alcohol. He was subsequently unable to rigorize academically for the next week, and failed out of school as a result.

Despite the sexual entreatments of his super-hot girlfriend, Jack insisted that he had to rigorize for the MCAT's that night. He was summarily dumped, but scored a 43 a couple days later, thus affirming the value of rigorizing instead of succumbing to short-term biological needs with diminishing returns.

Self improvement increases in exact proportion to the amount one rigorizes.

"'Early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise'--gee whiz,now that's a maxim, if I've ever heard one", said Trent. "Not so fast, Trent, Franklin actually got it wrong", replied Farris. "It should be 'early to bed, and early to rise, provided he desires to rigorize, shall make a man healthy, wealthy, and wise'"
by Bill Manning. February 4, 2010
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rigor mortis

The state of being after taking too much ecstacy
"Yo, Im so rigor mortis right now"

or

"What are we going to do tonight?"
"We'll go to a club, get rigged, and hopefully meet some biddies."
by Jazzface78 February 22, 2005
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rigortude

a rigorous attitude

someone who is very strict
someone who is hard to endure
someone who is harsh or cruel
The class wouldn't have been as bad if it weren't for that prof and her rigortude.
by fairies.wear.boots July 20, 2008
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