Keegan Ried

A very shitty man who lies to everyone about how things happened and always plays the victim. A Keegan Ried is manipulative and takes advantage of people who love him. He will make others feel bad if he doesn't get what he wants from them. A Keegan Ried is not reciprocal and will let you drown if it comes to that situation. He is unattractive, but he thinks everyone is sexually attracted to him. A Keegan Ried is a sex addict, and he loves having sex with men. However, Keegan Rieds reject their homosexuality and hide behind a "I'm a straight man of God" mask. Be careful if you encounter a Keegan Ried. They are natives of North Texas. Keegan Ried looks like the bastard son of Pee Wee Herman and Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

Jenna: My ex is going around getting free stuff from everyone and making them feel bad for him. He is telling them that I kicked him out for no reason. He is not telling people that I caught him cheating on me with two guys!!!
Claire: I'm sorry girl, it seems like your ex is a Keegan Ried.

Nathan: Come on man, pay my rent.
Jonah: No bro, I paid for it last month. I have to save money for college.
Nathan: Fuck you then! I can't believe your education is more important than the living situation of your best friend.
Jonah: Chill bro!!! Stop being a Keegan Ried!!!

Victor: I can't believe that Roy lied about me. I've been helping him financially for two months and he told everyone that he's been on his own all this time!
Bryan: Sorry bro, I have no doubt that Roy is a Keegan Ried.

by TexasRealNativeSon October 28, 2021

Riced

To slap the shit out of a broad in Ray Rice fashion.

Damn, she got riced!!

by ShawnRyan79 November 22, 2014

Ried

A damn good looking guy.

Man, that guys is a Ried!

by Alexandra January 3, 2005

Rifled

To be hit with anything in the upmost furosity!

I Rifled that guy in the back of the head with a 5 iron

by Sid Williams January 11, 2005

rife

someting minging, wrong, disgusting, horrible or ugly.

Urrrgh seen her new bag?
That is rife.

by Soffy February 3, 2008

Riled up

When you got a hankering because you are triggered. So triggered, that all other rational thoughts are put aside and the inner Jeff Foxworthy is unleashed.

Ever since that goddamn Prius cut me off on the freeway i've been all riled up!

Thinking about all those emails that Hillary is hiding from us is getting me all riled up!

by #1teamplayer December 7, 2018

rife

-noun
1. a project car that sucks up all your money, bruises your ego, challenges your commitment and injures you both physically and mentally; but you stick with it and love it to death.
2. a linguistic blend of the words ride and wife.

Origin: 2007; NJTuners

"I'd like you to meet my rife." *press garage door opener*

by CaysE January 24, 2008