When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.
"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."
by cooliopoolio July 6, 2009
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A baseball term used to describe the act of engaging in sex with a less than desirable or not so attractive female, for the sole purpose of ending a period sexual frustration
I hooked up with an ugly chick last night at the bar.
Gross! Why?
I had to do some relief pitching son.
Gross! Why?
I had to do some relief pitching son.
by OinkyB July 25, 2010
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"Been a long day? Looks like you could go for some Comic Relief this evening."
"Been a long day? Looks like you could go for some Comic Relief this evening."
by Benjani69 March 13, 2009
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Girl2: We went back to his house and all he wanted was a little comic relief.
Girl2: We went back to his house and all he wanted was a little comic relief.
by kharazi November 17, 2009
Get the Comic Relief mug.divorcing one's wife or dumping one's girlfriend in order to get out of debt due the overspending of one's girl friend
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Guy 2: You are in debt?
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Guy 2: You are in debt?
Guy 1: Yea my girl friend was bleeding me dry so i dumped her.
by OnlySlightly July 21, 2010
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