receptionist

answer phone, sign for packages, sit and do practically nothing all day..get bitched at by over caffinated people on the other end of the phone

receptionist: im sorry i dont have theitr personal number but i can transfer you.
caffine freak: GAH fine i guess *sigh*

by mouse_347 August 25, 2007

seminal receptor

A woman who is a little bit too fond of giving oral sex.

Stephanie is a seminal receptor

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

recepticant

A faceless woman that is a clone of millions of others. She exists to be a pretty bone hole and nothing more. Portmanteau of "receptacle" and "replicant" Similar to cum dumpster or ho.

"Where can I find a good recepticant for the evening?"
"She was nothing but a recepticant."

by plundrbunny February 11, 2009

Repepe

The act of flicking your boner multiple times until it bruises.

"Why isn't tom in school today?"
"He's at the doctor's for repepe-ing himself. He did it so hard there was blood everywhere...."
"Holy cow..."

by TheComic September 29, 2020

fit receptionist

A really fit and horny mother 'ucker of a receptionist who gets stared at by stalker "smonzie"

fit Receptionist at Thornleigh

by man 32145 June 12, 2009

Creepy Reepy

A member of the Horn Dog family, Creepy Reepies tend to display all behavioral aspects of a Horn Dog but in a significantly more douche-like manner. Aside from being abnormally horny, the most distinguishing aspect of a Creepy Reepy is his monstrous desire to not only constantly request nudes but immediately screenshot them and show to friends. If you’re a sexy girl, beware, a Creepy Reepy may have you in his sights as we speak.

You see that guy “diving for balls” in the pool? Yeah he’s just grabbing Lisa’s ass underwater. What a Creepy Reepy bro

by BillyBobStankFoot April 23, 2019

Sobert Rtephenson

:LJK

Sobert Rtephenson is not a person

by shit words September 26, 2019