reubern

A lad with extreme class, humorous as hell.

Damn, you’ve got a reubern right there!

by ro.O September 8, 2021

Reuben

Reuben is an all round great guy, he would give anyone the world if he had the chance because in his mind everyone comes first before himself. He always tries to help anyone even if he doesn’t know what to do like the least he can do is listen and that’s what he’s best at. If there is someone upset he will just blame it on himself even if he knows it’s not his fault. He isn’t the smartest but he always tries his best even if he knows he will fail. There is soo much stuff I could say about a Reuben but there is too much stuff he does that makes people happy. Finally anyone would be silly to fuck up things with him even though he is very forgiving it’ll be hard to get him back if you lose him because he cares about soo many people and some people he really really cares about and he would be devastated if he found out that they were just using him for anything so no matter what please just please don’t hurt him or anything cause if you loose him you have basically lost the memories and happiness he can bring to you.

#Reuben’s are the best
#LOVEREUBEN

Omg Reuben brings me soo much happiness and I don’t know where I would be right now if it wasn’t for him coming into my life and literally just asking if I’m ok.

by Nothing but true facts April 22, 2022

Reuben Moment

When someone crushes on a new girl every day.

Oi he’s crushing on Saskia now, such a Reuben moment

by Dodzy06 March 4, 2023

Repuberty

The period in a male's life, typically between age of 27-39 when he succumbs to republican ideology. Signs of repuberty include listening to talk radio, unprompted remarks about social programs such as welfare, professing a love for rich people and low taxes, ranking of other people's patriotism levels.

He didn't listen to Glenn Beck until he hit Repuberty.

Alfred suffered from early Repuberty after he was mugged.

by gravybt July 2, 2011

renuberated

The state of being completely intoxicated through any form of narcotic...

I was so renuberated last night I fucked Dwayne! Dwayne is my uncle!

by Randolph Dickerson August 23, 2007

A Reuben Pearce

An an extremely ugly person who is short and fat. They can't play football no matter how hard they try. The most often get rejected by girls for their height.

A marling boy "stop being a Reuben Pearce!"

by A marling boy April 13, 2020

Reuben

A Sexual Position, Where The Female (Or Male Recieving) Does The Splits With Their Face Buried In The Bed, Their Rump Hanging Off, And The Male (Or Male Giver) Pounds It

Dude, Im So Gonna Get Jess In The Reuben Tonight, Shes Like A Gymnast

by AdamskiAnnihalation January 21, 2009