When someone gets 'Raccoon Dicked', it means they had a girl with heavy eye makeup give them a deep throat blowjob and got mascara all over his dick from the result of her eyes crying from gagging and dripping her eye makeup everwhere.
by Lahna_ May 21, 2016
Get the Raccoon Dicked mug.When you're broke as fuck and can't afford to buy food, thus, you go to your parents house to raid their pantry.
Yo Joseph, we don't get paid for a few days and have no money for food, wanna go pull a raccoon raid?
by MoveFatKid September 18, 2017
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A form of almond butter that has a watery and gritty texture. Made from pure almonds, without sugar. May be confused with salad dressing because it's oily (DON'T put it on your lettuce). Very earthy and healthy but looks like something you might find stuck to the bottom of your shoe or the side of a dumpster. Made by the "Once Again" company and promoted by a knife-wielding raccoon called Rocky.
Stroker: I can't stop eating the raccoonbutter
Slick: I know, but it'll give you rabies
Snort: So smooth!
Slick: I know, but it'll give you rabies
Snort: So smooth!
by Project_Gordie February 13, 2019
Get the raccoonbutter mug.A Raccooner doesn't have to ask what a Raccooner is. You are born as a Raccooner, if you don't know what it is, don't even bother asking. Raccooners always stay together and love scrumptious cheddars :raccNom:. They also have a liking for sophisticated words!
Would you consider yourself a Raccoon Enthusiast or/and Raccooner?
Of course, i have been a zealous Raccooner for life #FeelTheRampage
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Of course, i have been a zealous Raccooner for life #FeelTheRampage
:handshake: :raccSmile:
by NotLatka July 14, 2021
Get the Raccooner mug.A trans-Atlantic derogative of indeterminate origin, generally used to berate someone who is deemed to be inferior. Usage is widely believed to date back to World War II, where it was a popular ethnophaulism among the American forces, used as a slang term for recently deceased members of the Axis Powers, particularly Japan.
"You've broken the chain on my favourite bicycle you toasted raccoon! I'm going to muck your face to shreds for this!"
"I shot down several Jappo's last night, most of them ejected but I'm pretty certain that at least one of them was toasted raccoon, his parachute didn't open, haha!"
"I shot down several Jappo's last night, most of them ejected but I'm pretty certain that at least one of them was toasted raccoon, his parachute didn't open, haha!"
by Minotawr October 13, 2011
Get the Toasted Raccoon mug.Berries made from the secret organization of the Raccoon. All members of the Raccoon organization where black glasses to conceal their identity. There base of operations is unknown, all we do know is that the raccoons ship in the berries from somewhere in Brazil. If you are lucky enough to come across raccoon berries, and your a carrot salesmen, in exchange for their secret berry they will give you half a carrot for every raccoon berry you give them.
Why is that guy always wearing black glasses? I dont know maybe he's a Raccoon. He's always walking around with weird berries too that weird dont you think? He is definitely a Raccoon, those berries are Raccoon Berries.
by Marvin the Bear September 17, 2010
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