Roland special

Highly customized Glock pistol, equipped with a red dot sight and compensator intended for long range or dynamic shooting, but more commonly drooled over by mall ninjas.

Guy1: "Hey, I just got this new G19 and am thinking of turning it into a Roland special"
Guy2: "stop being such a mall ninja dude, you haven't been to the range in weeks"

by Definitely a human September 11, 2018

Rolanding

Using commissioner power to hand out unprecedented punishments to help ones own team make the playoffs. Typically used on someone nice/mature enough to let it go and move on.

Is Erik rolanding into the playoffs again? We need to see these rules...

by goldrushatl August 7, 2018

Alexander Roland-Lewis

Alexander Roland-Lewis is a very hot man that gets everyone following him around for his autograph. He is even hotter than shrek and is the memes lord

Dang that dude must be Alexander Roland-Lewis

by Goat68 March 27, 2023

roland

Roland is a caring boy. He usually goes after girls named aiyanna.Once you get one don't let any girl take him

Wow you got a Roland. I wish I had one

by sandy126 January 11, 2021

roland

the most excellent person you will ever meet. he is so smart and talented and will rock your world. he is an amazing teacher and you should always look up to him. he is really kind and is always available to hug a friend in need. he trusts everyone, but do not lose a roland's trust as it will hurt him and yourself. never betray him as he wont forgive you for it. always be friends with roland and never let him go.

"roland is the nicest person and is always willing to help a friend in need."

by katrina bbbb December 12, 2022

roland brock

Bytt til norsk
roland brock's definition is that one is attracted to gay men and that one dislikes to get a blowjob.
you eat lots of pasta and sausages.

Im such a Roland Brock.
Yo Roland Brock!
Hola du din fitte.

by Rilabou February 24, 2017

rolands

A really short guy who’s usually as high as the average distance from the ground to a person’s knees.
Rolands also is a guy who has drinking problems and several failed marriages. No kids.

How was your date?
Oh, It was awful! The guy was such a Rolands. He kept running into my knees.

by STD_Saliva_Spit May 20, 2018