Amanda Paige Roland

My beautiful amazing, sexy, perfect, breathtaking future wife. She makes me smile and makes the bad times okay. She's literally my whole world and only reason I live. I love her.

I love you Amanda Paige Roland,

by Romeo7777 August 13, 2017

Rolanding

Using commissioner power to hand out unprecedented punishments to help ones own team make the playoffs. Typically used on someone nice/mature enough to let it go and move on.

Is Erik rolanding into the playoffs again? We need to see these rules...

by goldrushatl August 7, 2018

Roland special

Highly customized Glock pistol, equipped with a red dot sight and compensator intended for long range or dynamic shooting, but more commonly drooled over by mall ninjas.

Guy1: "Hey, I just got this new G19 and am thinking of turning it into a Roland special"
Guy2: "stop being such a mall ninja dude, you haven't been to the range in weeks"

by Definitely a human September 11, 2018

rolands

A really short guy who’s usually as high as the average distance from the ground to a person’s knees.
Rolands also is a guy who has drinking problems and several failed marriages. No kids.

How was your date?
Oh, It was awful! The guy was such a Rolands. He kept running into my knees.

by STD_Saliva_Spit May 20, 2018

Roland

A rare type of virus which causes the hair of miltary men to rust during war.

Teacher: why is it compulsory for soldiers to trim their hair?
Student: to avoid roland
Teacher:✔✔

by N1ck1 May 27, 2018

lawrence and roland

oompa loompa

lawrence and roland are an oompa loompa

by hdgdgdfgdf November 28, 2019

lilly roland

good at relationships and loves freaky songs. For example: somo ride. She will ask any boy out without being scared

Lilly Roland She’s amazing that’s how

by Her man is her man May 2, 2018