Race the Flush

A solitary game that one can indulge themselves in when having to take a piss. The rules are relatively simple. You flush first, then begin pissing. Try and finish pissing before the toilet completely flushes and you win. If you can't finish your piss before the water comes back up, you have been defeated.

Once you're defeated you have several options; you can flush the toilet again, or leave the remaining urine in the toilet to develop a filthy ring around the inside - punishing the toilet for its victory.

A variable in the equation for victory in this game is how long it takes for your toilet to flush. I'd say the average flush time for a toilet is around 15 seconds, give or take 2-3 seconds depending on water level.

This is predominately a game for men, since we take pisses standing up, we have a more clear view into the toilet than women do, hence, a better way of judging if we actually beat the flush or not.

I know i'm not the only one who's done this before, in fact, i'm sure countless people have done this and have just never thought of it as a game/idea, nonetheless actually fucking name it.

Drunk Guy: Dude...I just fuckin tried to race the flush and I didn't even come close..

by ChrisBrownismyfather May 15, 2008

Race-baiting

The act of intentionally encouraging racism or anger about issues relating to race, often to get a political advantage.

He accused his opponent's campaign of race-baiting in saying the tax cut will not help minority families.

by Julesann123 March 19, 2020

Race colored glasses

This refers to someone who sees racial profiling in anything.

Evander sees the world through race colored glasses, sports, college, science, you name it!

by I, Wreckerrr March 16, 2021

race kit

The penis and testicles when referred to as an interconnected unit for high performance coitus

Bill used a brand new razor to detail out his race kit for he and Amy’s mutual enjoyment.

by high mountain raw dog January 4, 2010

Race Pimp

A 'Race Pimp' is a race monger. They feed off racial tension and they live and die by racism. They offer nothing new, nothing good, nothing to repair, only conflict between the races. They are socially irresponsible, and think nothing of destroying innocent peoples names if it means furthering their own finances and level of fame. Reverend Wright from Chicago is the worst kind of Race Pimp because he uses the house of worship to race bait and sell his political agendas....and at the same time making a profit.

"Did you see Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson race Pimping on CNN today?"

by Vic/DA January 5, 2010

race the lizard

when a male uses his hand to jack off

He got so excited thinking about his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend that he had to race the lizard.

by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

Race with the Devil

Metaphor for driving home as fast as possible so you don't crap your pants. Usually follows Denny's Chili Dog or Nachos.

The devil's challenge can not be rejected, you just have to clench and drive like mad.

"How was the Race with the Devil last night?"
"Thankfully I beat him and made it home with clean drawers."

by Rex Splode January 6, 2010