Queef Docking

Queef Docking is an act in which two girls shoves a pvc pipe in there vagina, 1 girl shoves one end of the pipe in there snatch and the other girl shoves the other end into there snatch.

That Queef Docking that other night was so relaxing i loved the breeze of your queef it was so warm and it sounded like a fucking flute.

by DrSexActsCreator May 3, 2016

bloody queef chunk

A menstural blood clot usually dislodged by a large penis that is launched as a projectile by a vaginal fart of air usually forced inside by a large penis

I was walking by your mom's house yesterday, i saw her bending over gardening, she sneezed and launched bloody queef chunks all over my white tuxedo.

by Buchwheat Bones September 28, 2011

Cartwheel Queef

The act of the vagina inhaling air upon the initiation of a cartwheel and releasing it in the form of a queef upon completion. Such phenomenon is directly related to and a result of pelvic floor muscle palsy.

When Ruth does cartwheels, everyone thinks she’s farting when in fact she’s only cartwheel queefing.

by Kelly the Queef Chief April 4, 2019

Order of the Queef

An award given to the top 10% of vaginal farts. See also Order of the Coif.

I graduated Order of the Queef and now I get to work fourteen hour days, including Saturdays and Sundays.

by Ae5Ea8 November 27, 2016

Queef

A None Scented fart from ones Vaginal Area

Kim Kardashians Face, Expresses a Queef.

by Einstein Junior April 18, 2015

Nectar quaffing

Drinking nectar in a posh manner, a way of expressing high social status and satisfaction with one's life.

"Yet A is happy!
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
Nectar quaffing, Ha! ha! ha!
Ever joyous, ever gay,
Happy, undeserving A!" -The Mikado

by Sir Arthur Sullivan October 12, 2010

Queef Urban

A female tribute band to Kieth Urban. They are known to play recordings of their queefs in concert.

Queef Urban was named best Queef Artist of 2010 by 99.9% of music critics who give a shit.

by SamDev703 June 17, 2011