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Quit queefing on my dick!

"Quit queefing on my dick" or "quit queefing on my balls" is a phrase originally created by Adrian Quiroz in the winter of 2009.

The phrase is used when someone is annoying and criticzing someone or being on someones case and that person has had enough.
Sally: Have you washed your car yet?

Have you taken out the trash?

Have you mowed the lawn yet?

When are you going to take me out?

You never take me anywhere anymore..
Bob: Dammit Sally "Quit queefing on my dick!"

Stacy: Did you put your blinker on?

Your driving too fast, now your driving too slow

Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!!

You didn't look back while switching lanes!

Your going to get us killed!

You know what just let me drive!
Dave: Shut The Fuck Up!!! Quit fuckin queefing on my fuckin dick!!!
by UCRKID January 5, 2010
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queernero

it is what u call ur friends when they make a lameass comeback.
Jhon,"ur fucking gay".Robert stares for a moment and sais,"so, ur mom is gay".Jhon stares at Robert fo 2 seconds, slaps him on the backof the head," u fucking queernero, dont talk!"
by Disarmed Milk June 18, 2005
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queerling

a child of queers (not homonormative LGBT parents);

a child raised in (as part of) queer culture, and is there "culturally queer" regardless of their sexuality, gender identity, and politics
"How's your queerling doing at school?"
by Parent of Queerling May 19, 2013
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queermonger

one who uses antipathy towards gay marriage for political or monetary gain.
despite being a raging homosexual, many politicians must become queermongers in order to get elected by an intolerant public.
by kris takahashi January 4, 2008
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Queening

The act of a woman acting, looking, behaving as a queen. Often used in Black culture.
Black women earning PHDs- queening!
by Cultured February 26, 2018
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queering

queering is a sport in which you question peoples sexuality from a car window
Mag: "look at that wankster what is he wearing"
Jen: This looks like a queering(Yell out window) "QUEER"
by McBee August 10, 2006
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Queening

All Canadian citizens can call 1-800-OCANADA and order 5 portraits of the queen, they are entitled to this. Queening is the next step after getting a girl in bed. Once you have that bitch wrapped around your finger, you get her to call up the hotline, order up the queens and when they arrive you have her give them to you; taking what's entitled to her. Then you leave her, for good. It's an emotional forgery that was created for the sole purpose of getting these pictures.

Can be used in past tense as "queened"
e.g. "I totally queened that girl I met on new years."
"Yo, are you still dating that one girl?"
"Dating, no I was just queening that bitch"
"Awe, fuck yeah"
"Yeah bro, got the portraits and now I have her majesty looking over me in the bedroom AND the bathroom"
"Word"
by jacwa123 January 14, 2014
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