Car Purpose  

Rather then a car "Accident" , This is a deliberate attempt to get into a car crash. Some ways of achieving this is having crazy roadrage or closing your eyes on the highway.

Tom: Dude my car is fuckin totalled!!
Clark: That was a sweet Car Purpose , he hit you dead on!!

Car Purpose by Bryan Flarks January 27, 2009

Diarrhea with a Purpose 

result of taking a lot of laxatives, to rid yourself of excess food intake.

"She's gonna be late today, She said she has diarrhea with a purpose again, thats one of the ways she stays so thin."

Diarrhea with a Purpose by Table Lady March 18, 2009

accidentally-on-purpose 

Phrs. Seemingly accidental but with veiled malice or harm. Childish in nature, but not necessarily confined to children. Associated with the British.

"Tommy broke the TV kinda, accidentally-on-purpose, you know..."

accidentally-on-purpose by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

The purpose of life 

WEll, there are 2 purposes to life, first we'll explore the more important one.

Sex, what else? Once you hit puberty its all you want. You could get fucked from now until forever and it would never get tired of it, therefor it is one of the 2 purposes.

Pissing people off. Why, i don't know. but pissing people off is just one of the greatest things ever. People nowdays get pissed off at the dumbest things, for example i was walking and i brushed against a person and they get in my face and start yelling "ohhh, you need to say excuse me if you gonna be hittin people like dat!" of course i did the most natural thing, and laughed in her face. But because pissing people off is the second thing i've found that never gets old, it is the second purpose of life.

Sex, see sprixsexblowjob

Pissing people off, laugh at them. Tell them how fat their kids are. Burn stuff in their yard. Piss on their cars. Cut their tires, there is a vast array of ways to piss people off.

The purpose of life by AIM: clash92089 October 30, 2004

multi purpose everything tool 

A tool that can be used for anthing. Usually a large knife or the like. I have one and i use it for all kinds of stuff. Scratchin itches, cleanin the pipe, cutting stuff, poking badgers, carvin my name in shit, widdleing, death threats, both mistemenor and felony crimes, picking locks, picking my nose, picking my teeth,(not in that order), fileing fingernails, can be used as silverware, skinning small animals, cut rope or wire, dialing numbers on the phone, typing, pokeing holes in stuff, and many others.

I used my multi purpose everything tool 3 times while submitting this definition

multi purpose everything tool by Russ Bus April 9, 2006

car on-purpose

When 2 people are racing in cars side by side, when it's so obvious that those idiots will crash. This is called a car on-purpose.

Guy #1: Want to race man?
Guy #2: Sure man!
*Starts racing*
*Both crashes*
Random Guy: What idiots, they just had a car on-purpose.

car on-purpose by Caitlin13579 December 22, 2008

special purpose 

noun. euphemistic term for genitalia, male or female.

Oh man, Jimmy got hit right in his special purpose!

Carol's grumpy today because she's bleeding out of her special purpose.

special purpose by Imalegna Jones October 14, 2009