Lumbar Puncture

An overused diagnostic test from the show "House" used similar to the meme barrel roll.

DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11
DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11
DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11
DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11 do a Lumbar Puncture !!!111!11!!!!1!

by shiruig again December 17, 2008

Punchuation

1. Where someone uses the word "your" when they are meant to use the word "you're", and you can't help but think in your head, "I REALLY WANT TO FUCKING PUNCH U RIGHT IN THE MOUTH".

2. Where someone use's punctuation in the wrong place. e.g. OMG!?! Yesterday. I was walkin. down teh. street. !!!

Blended words: Punctuation and Punch

Sarah:

Facebook status: Omg I luv all me m8s! U girls are amazing and YOUR so nice to me!! Lets meat up at teh weekend yea, oh yeah tara you left YOU'RE skirt at me house last tym u came round so if u culd cum pick it up that wuld be gr8!

Paul's comment: PUNCHUATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jayjayg7 January 11, 2012

Punctuanal

Compound word, punctual+anal=punctuanal:
Used to describe those who are never, ever late, and gain a sense of superiority when you are not on time, even by a small fraction of time.

Sam shows up 20 minutes early to every meeting, just go he can log what time everyone else comes in, that punctuanal fucktard.

by NanaBanana February 7, 2005

Punctuation

Something that really lacks on the Internet.

Wut u just say u muthaaaaa fuuuccccnmannajamamama U WNT PUNCHTUATUIN?!! HERE U GOOOOO )&7):.£2&!@!1/&£8!8/@!8:8@7£1781£/@-8!7£'iwnuun>^+>\*>\+*>\ THAT ENIYGHHH MOTTTHAAAYHHHHH FUUCCCKKKKAAAAAH?! Puntuation kiddies. Punctuation

by Rageman55 October 1, 2012

punctual

adj.; punk-like; punkness

I never liked Nirvana. They were too punctual for me

by napoleon September 21, 2004

Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains

Prompts that appear when you go to Microsoft Word's settings to disable its garbage automatic formatting, which are often consisting of largely outdated terminology

When I tried to disable the entire text being formatted instead of the row I've selected, I went to the settings and was hit with options like "Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains" or "Enable duplex lexical abrogation in para-contextual subglyphs" in this retarded, god-forsaken piece of shit cocksucking fucking sucking doohickey excretion of a program. I'm switching to Adobe Acrobat. I hope Bill Gates gets cancer.

by poopoowarrior777 March 23, 2025

punctuation

What kids use when they are in an argument to sound more grown up on the internet.

Well, you're wrong, I am right. Also, I have proper use of punctuation, unlike you.

by supportnetneutrality December 12, 2017