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puberty pop 

a slight erection brought on at random by an excess amount of testosterone during adolescence. it is usually non sexual.
not to be confused with morning wood.
Girl:Wow, that is pathetic.

Guy:No it isn't, i'm just having a puberty pop.
puberty pop by Miguel Diego July 5, 2006

puberty worm 

A penis that is able to produce semen.
"mommy the priest put his puberty worm inside me and made an icky mess"
puberty worm by staygold1984 April 15, 2010

Puberty Poster Boy 

A young man who has suffered the terrible experince of being forced to continue singing Tenor despite the fact that his voice has dropped well beneath that range. This young man is both heckled and jeckled by members of both the Tenor Party (for being a traitor) and the Bass Section (for having been a Tenor).
"Hey, look at that kid. He's like the Puberty Poster Boy. It would be so much easier n him if his instructor would just let him sing Bass!"

Puberty Boy'ing

A synonym for hawking, but used more often to indicate when a guy is checking out a girl.
"D'you have your seatbelt? on"
"Yeah, buddy, that cop was hawking us.
"What? Hawkin'?"
"Yeah, you know, like, eyeing us, as a hawk eyes his prey."
"Oh, you mean like, Puberty Boy'ing !"
Puberty Boy'ing by the product July 23, 2008

Puberty Screech  

Another way of saying when a boy's voice cracked.

Josh: Ben's voice cracked more than a brocken vase.
Carter: That was a nice Puberty Screech .

Puberty Screech by Carter S. C. January 12, 2008

puberty fairy

A heavily fanatic Star Wars fan that loves a good spanking from time to time (thicc). Often confuses a century for a millennium.
Oh don't worry, he's just another puberty fairy.
puberty fairy by Zoggy White April 21, 2018