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Orgy Programming

Term used to describe a programming method where each engineer gets his turn to screw up a project.

Originated from a gaming software company in Reno Nevada.
"The project must be in trouble; they have resorted to Orgy Programming to meet the release date"

Hey Johnson, you don't look busy enough. How about you come stick your dick in this code and see what you can do with it even though we know:

a. You don't know SQL
b. You couldn't code your way out of a getch loop
c. You are more then likely legal retarded
d. All of the above
by SQA November 28, 2005
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bedroom programming

Software or video game programmed by amateur coders, who program for the love of it, not for making money for publishers.
Uplink is one of the best modern bedroom programming games.
by CannedLizard December 23, 2003
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paid programming

Television programing that consists of companies promoting their products. Usually shown early morning/late at night/whenever you are desperate for something to watch.

Usually the products advertised are worthless pieces of crap being sold for 'the low, low price of 12 payments of 43.32!!'.
Actually good programming. (When your wasted)
by Freak Obscene May 4, 2004
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Programmer Palsy

The semi-permanent paralysis of the arms, hands and wrists evident in computer programmers who eschew use of the mouse in favor of short cut key combinations. The condition is recognizable by the frozen position of one's arms bent inwards, wrists bent outwards and fingers snarled into a useless tangle of digits.

Due to the frequent accompaniment of Programmer Palsy with Keyboard Hunch, sufferers of this disease risk being misidentified as "throwing gang symbols" when walking in unfamiliar neighborhoods.
Bob: What is the matter with that dude?!

Tim: Don't stare man, he's got Programmer Palsy.

Bob: He looks like a freakin' T-Rex with those hands.
by Aaron the Architect March 28, 2013
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Computer programmer

A job that will be useless when the end of the world is coming.
Ok we need to group together.. we have a nurse ,a farmer ,a weapons expert and 2 survivalists.. ... and what can you do sir ?? Iam computer programmer...I can help you install windows 98 and help you with slow download speeds. ... all break out in laughter as they leave him behind for the aliens .
by Upyerkilt333 January 30, 2022
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reference-oriented programming

A synthetisation (referentialization) of object-oriented programming.

Synthetizes programming objects into five references: cyclical, inter-, contra-, supra- (radial), meta- (self).

Attribute-oriented programming.
Reference-oriented programming self-referentializes programming objects into programming references.
by sandraxine June 25, 2018
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programming

To make programs.
Usually on computers.
I'm programming a Neural Network.
by Niklas Ulvinge May 23, 2005
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