Proparazzi

Staged ‘paparazzi’ used as phony props to embellish the pomp, circumstance, and ego of B-list celebrities, prom parties, aging athletes and millennials with delusions of grandeur. Proparazzi are usually friends or rented.

Did you see the proparazzi she rented just to go clubbing? Charlatans.

They are going to be tot jeal when they see the proparazzi I have lined up for prom...

by philadelphiadiplomat October 7, 2018

Preparating

Preparating means preparing to procrastinate and getting mentally ready to put something off until the last minute.

Last week instead of studying for my test, I began preparating. My test is tomorrow at noon, and I think I’ll study in the morning...

by Banananananananananananana1 February 15, 2021

Preparation H

A funny butt care line that is all about healing bootys. They are very dependable and will always have your back(side).

Dang this Preparation H really got my booty out here healthy and thriving!

by Seymoree Butts November 23, 2021

Preparate

The acting of preparation

See also - prepare, preparing

“I need to preparate for this trip”

by ParisianPrincess April 1, 2022

Preparatory Beat

A threat to the musicians from the conductor, ie. play or else...

The conductor was prepared to give a preparatory beatdown if the flutes started early one more damn time.

by owjiefi0 October 22, 2023

Sex preparation

Something done before foreplay to prepare for sex. Usually done by men.

Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!

by HornyNarwhal June 10, 2018

Hermes Preparation

A type of preparation unique to the VTuber called HermesMythos, in which the preparations are scuffed to the point of needing rectification during the task being prepared for.

Hermes was late again, most likely due to Hermes Preparation.

by Bradhogwild November 2, 2024