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preparanoid 

The state of preparing yourself for what could possibly occure but will never happen.

The state of having a loaded gun under your pillow for when the clowns come to eat you. "CAN'T SLEEP... CLOWN'S WILL EAT ME. CAN'T SLEEP... CLOWN'S WILL EAT ME."
My grandmother made me so preparanoid that we were going to be homeless this Christmas, that I totaly forgot about wanting presents.
preparanoid by PimpDisco June 15, 2006
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preparanoid 

A prepared person who is EXTREMELY paranoid of not being prepared.
My Wife is such a preparanoid when it comes to preparing for a trip because she is so paranoid we will forget something.
preparanoid by flipflopqueen July 28, 2018
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Preparanoia 

Being paranoid about being prepared or preparing to be paranoid. The paranoia that comes from not knowing if you are prepared. The time before being paranoid when you feel as if you may become paranoid.
I was suffering from preparanoia before the test yesterday.
Preparanoia by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

pre-paranoid

When someone is preoccupied with how paranoid they will be driving under the influence with the munchies.
guy one: "Dude, your not even listening..."

guy two: "Um.........uh............yeah...........what? Sorry I'm a bit pre-paranoid about driving."
pre-paranoid by seezilysoo February 22, 2011

Preparednoid 

Prepared for something but also paranoid you'll for get something when it happens.
Tim knows he has an appointment two weeks from now and so he sets a reminder with 5 alarms to make sure he doesn't forget. Tim is preparednoid .

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026