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preparada 

Means "ready". Brazilian slang for a girl who goes to the club with a mini skirt with no underwear so several guys can pretend to be dancing with her, but they are actually fucking her pussy from behind. By the end of the night, she'd probably have 20-30 sexual partners whom's faces she didn't even see...
Todo mundo dancando... Agora, soh as preparadas...

"Everyone dancing... Now, just the girls that are ready to fuck..."
preparada by allex June 9, 2007
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well prepared 

Having alcohol on your person.
Josh: Good luck on your final!!

Marie: Thanks! Cam and I are going in well prepared.
well prepared by MIT Nerd December 23, 2011

Prepared for 3 AM. 

Gym rats use these phrase after a hard workout to state that they are ready to battle their demons once again.
That is because 3 am is also called "the devils hour".
I did a killer bysep workout today, i am prepared for 3 am.
Prepared for 3 AM. by yohnes August 25, 2022

Riviera Preparatory Schools 

An institution that came straight from hell. A place where a student must fear for there education because of the administration. If they don’t like you, you will die. Do something there not in favor of, expelled. If you want to kill urself, this is the place for u.
I fucking hate Riviera Preparatory Schools bro.

preparatory wank 

Jacking off before you get with your woman, so that you'll last longer before cumming.
I like to get in a preparatory wank before I pound my wife into the mattress, but I have to be careful or I won't be able to cum, just pump her dry pussy for an hour before giving up.
preparatory wank by Strokher Ace November 27, 2013

St. Charles Preparatory School 

An all-boys Roman Catholic preparatory high school in Columbus, Ohio. It's a hell hole where you are a slave to your grades and college preparation, working about 4 hours every night on homework after an 8 hour school day. Students frequently slap each others asses and nonchalantly talk about sucking each others dicks. Teachers are high quality but can make your life even more of a living hell if aggravated. If you want to throw away the remainder of your childhood but ensure yourself a place in the work place, Saint Charles is the school for you.
Person 1: "Don't you go to St. Charles Preparatory School?"
Person 2: "Yeah?"
Person 1: "Don't you care about girls?"
Person 2: "Don't you care about college?"

Cistercian Preparatory School 

A preparatory school based in Irving, that has systematically cultured depression, being antisocial, having anxiety, and gay habits. It is also known for having no racial diversity, as most of the population is composed of white baseball and football players. Although Cistercian markets itself to be a academically rigorous school, the students are actually just a bunch of boys whose main goal is to procrastinate. A well known motto known throughout the school is, “it’s not how smart you are, it’s how good you are at hiding your stupidity.”

However, the students are not to blame for this occurrence. If put in any other school they would blossom greatly. Many of them have great talent. However, when put under the rigorous and painful liberal arts education that is Cistercian, the students fold and are churned into cubicle-like workers.
Jimmy: “Why so down Timmy?”
Timmy: “Cistercian Preparatory School is killing me. We were born free but in here we are in chains.”
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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