Once I bent Brittney over to put it in, I caught an glimpse of that unsightly balloon knot. It was so surreal...it was whorreinous.
by philadelphiadiplomat July 26, 2019
Blow, cocaine, white, boom, pow, slam, pop, Rocket fuel, John McLane, Johnny Mac, snow, blizow, avalanche, skiing, ski slopes, etc.
by philadelphiadiplomat August 11, 2019
Staged ‘paparazzi’ used as phony props to embellish the pomp, circumstance, and ego of B-list celebrities, prom parties, aging athletes and millennials with delusions of grandeur. Proparazzi are usually friends or rented.
Did you see the proparazzi she rented just to go clubbing? Charlatans.
They are going to be tot jeal when they see the proparazzi I have lined up for prom...
They are going to be tot jeal when they see the proparazzi I have lined up for prom...
by philadelphiadiplomat October 08, 2018
by philadelphiadiplomat July 26, 2019
A state similar to delirium, chaos, or absurdity. Can also be used as an adjective to describe a situation.
Last night's party was absolute riduculum; especially after that one woman rode in on a giraffe.
You got your train ticket tattooed on your arm??? Now that's pure ridiculum.
You got your train ticket tattooed on your arm??? Now that's pure ridiculum.
by philadelphiadiplomat February 14, 2020
A cultural cross-section of people usually hailing from the more eastern parts of Europe whose sartorial preferences heavily include velour tracksuits. They can be spotted alone or in groups at markets, gyms, malls, beaches, boardwalks, clubs, and e-ing. Much to the chagrin of others, they find velour perfectly suitable for any and every occasion: indoor, outdoor, day, night, both formal and informal. Do not be fooled though, while some of them have tracksuits for every day of the week and any occasion, others have very few tracksuits which they wear all the time. Be conscious, Velouropeans such as these douse themselves far heavier in colognes such as Drakkar Noir and Cool Water than their cohorts who own more velour.
"Hey, check out that gang of Velouropeans hanging out right in front of the doorway, clogging up the passage. Who makes those tracksuits anyway, Armani or Lacoste?"
"Looks more like Enyce to me."
"This music sucks and it's way too loud"
"Maybe the Velouropean spinning the wax went with the cotton jumper instead of the poly blend."
"Looks more like Enyce to me."
"This music sucks and it's way too loud"
"Maybe the Velouropean spinning the wax went with the cotton jumper instead of the poly blend."
by philadelphiadiplomat September 05, 2014
by philadelphiadiplomat January 01, 2020