philadelphiadiplomat's definitions

Whorreinous

An appropriate term to describe an unsightly balloon knot.

Once I bent Brittney over to put it in, I caught an glimpse of that unsightly balloon knot. It was so surreal...it was whorreinous.

by philadelphiadiplomat July 25, 2019

hoot

Blow, cocaine, white, boom, pow, slam, pop, Rocket fuel, John McLane, Johnny Mac, snow, blizow, avalanche, skiing, ski slopes, etc.

Yo, let’s get some hoot tonight.

Call your boy, see if he has any hoot.

by philadelphiadiplomat August 10, 2019

Jitiot

An idiot; with jit all over him.

Look at him standing there in just Jory’s. What a jitiot.

by philadelphiadiplomat July 25, 2019

bashtag

When the string of hash tags following the post is actually longer than the post itself, it needs to be 'bashtagged'. Also, when an abuser produces a string of 'hashtags' so long that they are almost impossible to read without cracking up because each 'hashtag' is stupider than the next, 'bashtagging' is called for. Frankly, there are so many egregious and capricious use of 'hashtags' in this day and age, you'll find yourself wanting to 'bashtag' more and more. That is fine because 'bashtagging' is simple, fun, and has several uses. While still an intellectual activity, 'bashtagging' points out the more obvious details in a picture or in any way insults the original string of 'hashtags' making it infinitely more hilarious. It's like legal spray painting.

"Look at how many hashtags this div put after his post...there's like 26. Don't they have anything else to do?"

"Well it looks to me like they missed a couple of things; down for a little bashtagging?"

by philadelphiadiplomat August 5, 2014

Awakested

A state of consciousness when you’re barely functional.

Look at him/her; they’re awakested..

by philadelphiadiplomat December 31, 2019

Ridiculum

A state similar to delirium, chaos, or absurdity. Can also be used as an adjective to describe a situation.

Last night's party was absolute riduculum; especially after that one woman rode in on a giraffe.

You got your train ticket tattooed on your arm??? Now that's pure ridiculum.

by philadelphiadiplomat February 14, 2020

Proparazzi

Staged ‘paparazzi’ used as phony props to embellish the pomp, circumstance, and ego of B-list celebrities, prom parties, aging athletes and millennials with delusions of grandeur. Proparazzi are usually friends or rented.

Did you see the proparazzi she rented just to go clubbing? Charlatans.

They are going to be tot jeal when they see the proparazzi I have lined up for prom...

by philadelphiadiplomat October 7, 2018