Definitions by philadelphiadiplomat

Ridiculum 

A state similar to delirium, chaos, or absurdity. Can also be used as an adjective to describe a situation.

Last night's party was absolute riduculum; especially after that one woman rode in on a giraffe.

You got your train ticket tattooed on your arm??? Now that's pure ridiculum.

Ridiculum by philadelphiadiplomat February 14, 2020

Awakested 

A state of consciousness when you’re barely functional.

Look at him/her; they’re awakested..

Awakested by philadelphiadiplomat December 31, 2019

hoot 

Blow, cocaine, white, boom, pow, slam, pop, Rocket fuel, John McLane, Johnny Mac, snow, blizow, avalanche, skiing, ski slopes, etc.

Yo, let’s get some hoot tonight.

Call your boy, see if he has any hoot.

hoot by philadelphiadiplomat August 10, 2019

Jitiot 

An idiot; with jit all over him.

Look at him standing there in just Jory’s. What a jitiot.

Jitiot by philadelphiadiplomat July 25, 2019

Whorreinous 

An appropriate term to describe an unsightly balloon knot.

Once I bent Brittney over to put it in, I caught an glimpse of that unsightly balloon knot. It was so surreal...it was whorreinous.

Whorreinous by philadelphiadiplomat July 25, 2019

Proparazzi

Staged ‘paparazzi’ used as phony props to embellish the pomp, circumstance, and ego of B-list celebrities, prom parties, aging athletes and millennials with delusions of grandeur. Proparazzi are usually friends or rented.

Did you see the proparazzi she rented just to go clubbing? Charlatans.

They are going to be tot jeal when they see the proparazzi I have lined up for prom...

Proparazzi by philadelphiadiplomat October 7, 2018

Velouropean 

A cultural cross-section of people usually hailing from the more eastern parts of Europe whose sartorial preferences heavily include velour tracksuits. They can be spotted alone or in groups at markets, gyms, malls, beaches, boardwalks, clubs, and e-ing. Much to the chagrin of others, they find velour perfectly suitable for any and every occasion: indoor, outdoor, day, night, both formal and informal. Do not be fooled though, while some of them have tracksuits for every day of the week and any occasion, others have very few tracksuits which they wear all the time. Be conscious, Velouropeans such as these douse themselves far heavier in colognes such as Drakkar Noir and Cool Water than their cohorts who own more velour.

"Hey, check out that gang of Velouropeans hanging out right in front of the doorway, clogging up the passage. Who makes those tracksuits anyway, Armani or Lacoste?"
"Looks more like Enyce to me."

"This music sucks and it's way too loud"
"Maybe the Velouropean spinning the wax went with the cotton jumper instead of the poly blend."

Velouropean by philadelphiadiplomat September 4, 2014